“I like your shirt. the gray one w/the maroon and white stripes. You have cool shoes”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: red
Quote #16003
“Red Gang of Four”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15999
“That was the Red Book Time”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15588
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
Quote #15214
“should the water be red like that?”
– from the TV
Quote #14355
“Big fat red bar above it”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!
Joke #13793
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Joke #13784
Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He was embarrassed!
Joke #13764
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Joke #13754
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Joke #13751
Q: What’s red and green and appears every Christmas?
A: An airsick Santa!
Quote #13614
“5 black 3 white 1 red 1 blue 1 orange”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13356
Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.