A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
Tag Archives: raccoon
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Joke #18182
Q: What leg-rubbing bug wears a coonskin cap?
A: Davy Cricket.
Pick a word, your choice will change your future to that path!
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“he eats your food at night…bad raccoon”
– Ms. Signs
takeda
takeda – n. a city made up of squirrels, raccoons, and skunks
racbaboon
racbaboon – n. a cross between a raccoon and a baboon
neqk
neqk – n. a kid raised by raccoons