Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?
A: Because she forgot her purse.
Tag Archives: purse
boalhayo
boalhayo – n. a random item (that you wouldn’t normally expect) falling out of a purse
frinna
frinna – n. a random AA battery that falls out of a purse
minticrebh
minticrebh – v. to keep a single AA battery in your purse
Quote #15856
“I don’t want a free purse with ink”
– elmoisfurry
Joke #12724
My boss is so cheap, her purse has rusted shut.
purseistent
purseistent – adj. to be resistent to purses
Ex. Sheila was purseistent when she saw that Coach.
;} to be resistent to the conditions inside of a purse
Ex. My tampons are purseistent!
quorkzonk
quorkzonk – v. to grab a random bunch of coins out of a pocket/bag/purse and it just happens to be (unintentionally) the exact change you need
ualdad
ualdad – n. a purse full of cocaine
nyby
nyby – n. a bull with a purse
guza
guza – n. a cow with a purse
eyg
eyg – n. a ghost that lives in a purse
bowen
bowen – n. a pie inside a purse