“overwrought with the birthday party he’s having, Little Johnny couldn’t go to sleep”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: party
Quote #15010
“Party now, study later”
– Dexter’s Laboratory
Quote #14910
“This backpack turns into a pajama party”
– from the TV
Quote #13837
“They is coming to the party tomorrow night”
– from a book
Joke #13786
Q: Why did the silly boy bring a pack of cards to the holiday party?
A: To deck the halls.
Joke #13202
Q: What do you call a formal dance for the benefit of podiatry?
A: A football, naturally.
Joke #13195
An elderly lady was introduced to a Doctor Stevens at a party. At the first opportunity, she cornered the man and said, “Doctor, I’m so happy to meet you. I’d like to ask you a question. Lately I’ve been getting terrible pains on my right side when I lift my arm like this. What should I do about it?”
The man answered, “I’m sorry, Madam, but I’m not that kind of a doctor. I happen to be a Doctor of Economics.”
The lady was taken aback for a short moment, then regained her composure and asked, “So tell me, should I sell my stock in General Motors?”
Joke #13022
As a child, every time I went to a party they’d make me play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Afterwards, I couldn’t sit for a week.
Joke #12878
Did you hear about the judge who got so tipsy at a Halloween party, he couldn’t pick the good guise from the bad guise?
Joke #12554
Inflation has reduced my household to a two-party system: a New Year’s Eve Party and a Christmas Party.
Joke #12073
OVERHEARD AT A PARTY: “I tried on my old World War II Army uniform and the only thing that fit were the socks.”
Joke #11967
I’m so clumsy that when I mix cocktails at a party, the drinks aren’t on the house — they’re on the carpet!
Joke #11929
Is this party dull? Let me put it this way. There’s a livelier wake going on down the street.
Joke #11907
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A: A party line!
Joke #11755
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello! I’m trying to reach a Ms. Leavinsoon. Her first name is Yula Bea? Could you find out if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: Hey, everybody! Do any of you know Yula Bea Leavinsoon?
Party Guests: Bye!