second wave poop – n. this happens when you’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.
Tag Archives: pants
schatz
schatz – v. to yell “I’m not wearing any pants” when in fact you are wearing pants
salazar
salazar – n. a rich Middle Eastern man with no pants
owbudow
owbudow – n. a kid in Kindergarten that reaches into his pants and grabs his balls in front of the teacher
owak
owak – n. shiny rubber pants
noogle
noogle – v. to crap in your pants
mep
mep – n. a group of pants
lowriders
lowriders – n. loose pants that plumbers, repairmen, and fat construction workers wear which slip down exposing their buttcracks even if they wore a belt.
Ex. That fat construction worker’s lowriders slip down when he uses the jackhammer, thus exposing his crack.
kusinagi
kusinagi – n. poop in my pants
kiehs
kiehs – n. a speech told by a politician that makes terrorists pee in their pants
jix
jix – v. to accidently wear hot pants and a ten gallon hat to a funeral
Jasper Tan
Jasper Tan – n. a guy who digs his nose, shits on his pants, and eats it all up.
Ex. Stop being a Jasper Tan! He is so damn gay!
jasond
jasond – n. a smelly mom with no pants
illtrouserist
illtrouserist – adj. a strong distrust of those without pants
flop out
flop out – v. to pull the front of your pants down and expose your dick