“if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis”
– Billy Madison (1995)
Tag Archives: pants
Quote #13910
“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
Joke #13164
My husband is so modest, he swears his birthday suit came with two pairs of trousers and a vest.
Joke #13125
A traveling salesman was on a train one day. He started saying out loud, “One pair of pants, two pairs of pants, three pairs of pants…”
A woman sitting across from him said, “Sir, don’t you know it’s not right to count your britches before you get to them?”
Joke #12697
Guy: “Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you.”
Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.”
Joke #12645
How about the baseball player who really was fast? In one game, he stole third base while his pants were still on second.
Joke #12492
We know a fellow with really bad luck. Last week he bought a suit with four pairs of pants and he burned a hole in his jacket.
Joke #11737
Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A: Bell-bottoms!
Joke #11666
Q: Why do astronauts wear red suspenders?
A: To hold their pants up.
Joke #11633
Q: How can you make a pair of spacesuit pants last?
A: Make the tops first.
Joke #10664
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
rasalhaque
rasalhaque – v. to wear butt tight pants when you go to the beach. When you get a stiffy, people are gonna know
garstedt
garstedt – v. to walk into a gay bar with no pants (if you’re a guy). Some people don’t wait until they get home.
ningxia
ningxia – adj. to have a badger in your pants
baremon
baremon – n. a monkey that comes over and takes your pants