Q: What’s the difference between a goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
Matt Sussman and Matt Cary talking about the Randall Simon incident…
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Matt Sussman: but I’ll be frank
Matt Sussman: the person inside the costume should relish this moment
Matt Sussman: because what Randall Simon did just doesn’t cut the mustard
Matt Sussman: and after she fell down… no way could she ketchup
Matt Cary: Oh my gosh, stop youre killing me
Matt Cary: thats so many in a row
Matt Sussman: I think that last joke was the wurst one
Matt Cary: Yeah, that last frank joke wasnt worth a hill of beans.
Matt Sussman: yeah, it made me chili
Matt Sussman: at least I had the onions to keep going
Matt Cary: Yeah, I think now youre just trying to be a hot dog.
Matt Sussman: Thanks. You just brat that to my attention.
Matt Cary: Didnt want you to make yourself look like a weenie.
Matt Sussman: wow. the list of puns we went through is about a foot long
Matt Cary: Baloney.
Matt Sussman: Don’t have a cow.
“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”
– Nose
“My boyfriend’s name should be Onion.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes he makes me want to cry.”
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = yes
type = Bad
title = Horrible
submission = PUT THIS IN YOUR (censored)BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVES OR I’LL THROW AN ONION AT MY COW STATUE!!!
Hawaii 5-0 – n. a 2/3 pound burger with lettuce, tomato, teriyaki sauce, grilled pineapple, and red onion