Q: What would get if you crossed a minnow with a monkey?
A: A shrimpanzee.
Tag Archives: monkey
Joke #17576
Q: Who is the superhero of the jungle?
A: Spidermonkey!
If your little brother eats your homework, what should you do?
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“monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don’t see, monkey don’t do”
– davepoobond
Quote #17077
“if you F with the monkeys, the monkeys will F you”
– davepoobond
Quote #16807
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“I wanna own a spider monkey and make him wear a diaper so he can’t throw poop at me”
– from the internet
Quote #16804
Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”
“Monkey Luv!!!!”
– from the internet
Quote #16791
Written in the profile field “Occupation:”
“a monkey named chim chim on the show, ‘speed racer'”
– from the internet
Quote #15845
“I like the hinkage of campaignst monkeys on acid!”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15825
“Dump a monkey”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15809
“I own a rhino, boy does he poop a lot. That’s why i call him PoopMonkey.”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15807
“I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15588
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
Quote #15541
“monkeys were putting berries in the pancakes instead of bannanas. i hate berries, but i like banannas.”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15540
“squirrel monkeys are cool. you should buy a squirrel monkey and a moose. i’m going to put up some of my favorite emulatur page links, as soon as SOMEONE E-MAILS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– stimpyismyname