“Send this to the meat factory!”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: meat
Quote #16211
“icebox! icebox! can someone say ‘meat locker?'”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14121
“meat, owl, eagle, mountain lion..”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13137
My wife makes the only meat loaf in town that has to be cut with a hack saw.
Joke #12544
CONSUMER: “The latest thing is a store that’s a combination butcher shop and health spa.”
MAN: “You can’t be serious.”
CONSUMER: “But I am. If you go into the store, you have to join the spa before the butcher will trim the fat off your meat.”
Joke #12074
An M.P. had just finished his meal in the mess hall when the mess sergeant asked him, “Have you tried the meatballs?”
The soldier answered, “Yeah! And I found them guilty.”
Joke #11895
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an Italian dinner?
A: Spaghetti and meat bells!
Joke #11767
Mr. Swanson: Hello? This is Mr. Swanson. Is this the butcher?
Butcher: Yup. Glad to meat you!
Joke #11749
Q: Where do burgers go to dance?
A: A meat ball.
Joke #11688
Q: How do you make an astronaut sandwich?
A: Use launch meat.
Joke #11194
Q: Why do kids love eating clay?
A: It’s good roughage and has less calories than mystery meat.
Joke #10750
Did you hear about the man who invented a pen with a meatball point for people who wanted to write in tomato sauce?
Joke #10737
Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
meat cutter
meat cutter – n. someone who cuts meat after peeing on it, claiming its a special marinate, and charge double price for it
nutreq
nutreq – n. meat and water