“MATH CLUB MEMBERSHIP NOT REQ’D (NOTE; NOT)”
– Dr. OldNBald
“MATH CLUB MEMBERSHIP NOT REQ’D (NOTE; NOT)”
– Dr. OldNBald
“anti-logarithm”
– Dr. OldNBald
“1 minus 2 equals zero”
– Dr. OldNBald
“because you bing! you solve the quadratic!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“ok, I think we’ve milked everything we can out of this equation…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“oh geez, I’m subtracting a minus sign and… too complicated”
::shaking while he says it, “imitating” us::
– Dr. OldNBald
“let’s call this, our basic, naked, parabola”
– Dr. OldNBald
“g of x is this”
– Dr. OldNBald
In reform school, teaching math is known as being in the numbers racket.
Q: When does ten plus ten equal fifteen?
A: When you add wrong.
Q: Why are wrestlers so good at geometry?
A: Because they’re used to circling in a square ring.
1. “Can I help you clean your room?”
2. “You decide what movie we go to. You have much better taste!”
3. “I don’t like hanging around with your friends. They’re much too sophisticated for me.”
4. “Can I finish your lima beans?”
5. “Here’s your sweater back. I had it cleaned before I returned it.”
6. “You don’t have to entertain me while Mom and Dad are out. I’ll go up to my room and read a book by myself.”
7. “You take the biggest piece of pie. I’m too full!”
8. “I’ll be happy to lend you ten dollars. Pay it back whenever you can.”
9. “Can I do your math homework for you tonight? I don’t have much to do.”
10. “It wasn’t your fault. It was all my fault.”
11. “I saw you were on the phone, so I decided to be silent.”
12. “Why don’t you wear my new Springsteen sweatshirt? It looks better on you!”
13. “Betcha I can wash and dry the supper dishes all by myself!”
14. “You sit in the front seat.”
15. “I started the fight. You didn’t!”
Sister: Well, how did you do on that math test yesterday?
Brother: I only got one problem wrong.
Sister: That’s great! How many problems were there?
Brother: Twenty.
Sister: So you got nineteen out of twenty right?
Brother: No. I couldn’t do the other nineteen!
Craig: Would you help me with my math homework?
Diane: No. It wouldn’t be right.
Craig: I know that. But at least you could try.
Cal: How do you know the math teacher, Ms. Valentine, likes you?
Sal: Likes me? She loves me! Look at the hugs and kisses on my math test.