Q: What lives beneath the waters of a Scottish lake and always leaves its room dirty?
A: The Loch Mess Monster.
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A stone dropped in the lake will sink
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Written in the profile field “Location:”
“On the Ghetto Shores of Possem Lake!”
– from the internet
Quote #15822
“Lake Placid? That’s a movie, not a lake”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15819
“Pee in lake titicaca, then it would be lake titicaca pee”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15805
“Diving into the lake yesterday, Ralph’s head hit the diving board”
– Ms. Signs
Joke #12811
There was this dumb trout who jumped out of the lake and up into the rain because he was tired of taking baths and felt like a shower instead.
Joke #10704
Q: What lake tastes good with french fries?
A: Great Salt Lake!
gemenrev
gemenrev – n. a hot dog sticking out of a frozen lake
Joke #5252: Car Problems
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”
I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.
I thought for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator.”
“No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor” she insisted.
“OK, Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?”
“In the lake!”
udresbet
udresbet – v. to push someone with an ice cream into a lake
metamdra
metamdra – v. to bleed to death because a big fish came over and bit your penis off, while you were peeing in a lake, while swimming