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Kevin: What a terrible circus. The knife thrower was the worst!
Anne: Why do you say that? I thought he was great.
Kevin: How could he be great? He threw all those knives at that girl and didn’t hit her once!
quelat
quelat – n. a cat fight (with knives involved) in a plane going down in flames
etsrad
etsrad – v. to eat popcorn with a knife
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7325
I hate you!
You hate me!
Let’s hang Barney from a tree!
With a knife through his back and a gun to his head,
Pull the trigger, Barney’s dead!
Stabinson
Stabinson – n. the subsidary of Robinsons-May that is unnoticed and never said anything about with a 3-mile radius of anybody outside the company. They sell knives and thams. <see tham>
snife
snife – n. a knife used to cut families.
Ex. I’m gonna cut your family, with a big snife!
mohamedvirji
mohamedvirji – n. a knife bent into a hook
mazoimch
mazoimch – v. to poke everything you see with silverware
kozdoue
kozdoue – n. a drawer full of knives
huidsye
huidsye – adj. to not need knives
fehwest
fehwest – v. to put a knife up your ass
Ex. Have you ever fehwested before?