“HW; Draw the 9isomers of C7H”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
“HW; Draw the 9isomers of C7H”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Q: When is homework not homework?
A: When it is turned into the teacher.
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
1. “Can I help you clean your room?”
2. “You decide what movie we go to. You have much better taste!”
3. “I don’t like hanging around with your friends. They’re much too sophisticated for me.”
4. “Can I finish your lima beans?”
5. “Here’s your sweater back. I had it cleaned before I returned it.”
6. “You don’t have to entertain me while Mom and Dad are out. I’ll go up to my room and read a book by myself.”
7. “You take the biggest piece of pie. I’m too full!”
8. “I’ll be happy to lend you ten dollars. Pay it back whenever you can.”
9. “Can I do your math homework for you tonight? I don’t have much to do.”
10. “It wasn’t your fault. It was all my fault.”
11. “I saw you were on the phone, so I decided to be silent.”
12. “Why don’t you wear my new Springsteen sweatshirt? It looks better on you!”
13. “Betcha I can wash and dry the supper dishes all by myself!”
14. “You sit in the front seat.”
15. “I started the fight. You didn’t!”
Craig: Would you help me with my math homework?
Diane: No. It wouldn’t be right.
Craig: I know that. But at least you could try.
Margaret: Why are you so upset?
Abby: My teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
Margaret: What was it?
Abby: My homework!
Q: What is thin, white, and scary?
A: Homework.
Q: Why did the children all eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
Johnny: Tonight’s homework assignment.
Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice – n. a special type of rolled up piece of Algebra homework in which it can slide over one of your fingers. With the Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice, you are empowered with all the equations in Algebra/Algebra 2 to fight off the evil math teachers who assign you homework.
Jen Turner – n. a High School Senior that is so “smart” she needs help with her homework every night and thinks about suicide every day
homework – n. a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies
damn right – adj. used to describe the person/people who wrote the definitions for homework, boss, and teacher <see homework, boss, and teacher>
Ex. He was damn right.