Q: What is Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws.
Tag Archives: holiday stuff
Joke #13755
Q: What is Kris Kringle’s favorite part of a sentence?
A: A clause.
Joke #13754
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.
Joke #13753
Q: Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho, Help!”?
A: Santa falling down your chimney.
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Joke #13751
Q: What’s red and green and appears every Christmas?
A: An airsick Santa!
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.
Joke #13747
Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents.
Joke #13746
Q: Which carol is about being confused during the holidays?
A: The Twelve Daze of Christmas.
Joke #13745
Q: Which carol is about a small crazy village?
A: Oh Little Town of Bedlam.
Joke #13744
Q: Which carol is about a tick and a traveling park service worker?
A: Away in a Ranger.
Joke #13743
Q: Which carol is about people who believe in destiny?
A: Oh Come All Ye Fateful.
Joke #13742
Q: Which carol is about a mute Lancelot?
A: Silent Knight.
Joke #13741
Q: Which carol is about an old suit of armor?
A: Oh Holey Knight
Joke #13740
Q: Which carol is about a not-so-smart lad?
A: The Little Dumber Boy