Q: Why is Santa big and jolly?
A: Because if he were small and mean, he’d be Scrooge!
Tag Archives: holiday stuff
Joke #13770
Q: What’s worse than a grouchy Santa?
A: A reindeer with a charley horse.
Joke #13769
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Joke #13768
Q: Who says “Oh! Oh! Oh!”?
A: A backwards Santa.
Joke #13767
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarves were busy.
Joke #13766
Q: Why doesn’t Santa harness horses to his sleigh?
A: Horses don’t have red noses!
Joke #13765
Q: What are Santa’s favorite girls’ names?
A: Christmas Carol and Candy Cane.
Joke #13764
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Joke #13763
Q: Why does Santa give coal to bad boys and girls?
A: Oil is too expensive!
Joke #13762
Q: What’s the worst thing about the holidays?
A: When they’re over!
Joke #13761
Q: What’s the best thing about the holidays?
A: School vacation!
Joke #13760
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman’s lesser-known brother, the baker?
A: Frosty the Doughman
Joke #13759
Q: Why was Santa angry?
A: Because of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas!
Joke #13758
Q: Who’s black and white and says “Ho, Ho, Ho!”?
A: A penguin in disguise.
Joke #13757
Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
A: Because moose can’t fly, silly!