Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you had nice holidays!
Tag Archives: holiday stuff
Joke #13805
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift him two presents, now he wants two more!
Joke #13804
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice wear (I swear) I’ve been good all year!
Joke #13803
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara monster on the roof or is that Santa Claus?
Joke #13802
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Joke #13801
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not me who got coal in my stocking!
Joke #13800
Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13798
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule have fun during the holidays!
Joke #13795
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?
A: A list of everything you want!
Joke #13794
Q: Why did the silly boy think that every day was Christmas in Hollywood?
A: Because it’s called Tinsel Town.
Joke #13793
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Joke #13792
Q: What do you get a huge, hairy gorilla for Christmas?
A: Anything he wants!
Joke #13791
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a gift?
A: A very tightly wrapped present.
Joke #13790
Q: Why do mummies like the holidays?
A: Because of all the wrapping.
Joke #13789
Q: Why did the silly Jewish boy insult his brother during Hanukkah?
A: He thought it was the Festival of Slights!