An old Navy proverb states:
“Two heads are better than one — especially on a crowded ship.”
Tag Archives: head
Joke #11707
Q: Why are space creatures sitting on a fence like a dime?
A: They’re heads on one side and tails on the other.
Joke #11674
Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-plop?
A: A Martian laughing his head off.
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
Joke #11217
Q: How did the man with a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his brains started to ooze out on the floor?
A: He felt he was slipping.
Joke #11216
Q: How did the man who had a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his accident?
A: He was completely mental.
Joke #11173
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Joke #10985
Q: What do you call a Mongol warlord who impales his victims and then sells them?
A: Vlad the Retailer.
Joke #10970
Q: What did the Skipper call Gilligan when the witch doctor shrunk his head?
A: Little buddy.
Joke #10804
Q: When is a pillow like a mug of root beer?
A: When it has a head on it.
Joke #10734
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band.
Joke #10700
Q: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Zombie Land
Zombie Land – n. an area in which Zombies have created a peaceful society that moves at the pace of the general zombie inhabitants. Of course it all goes to shit once humans come by because they freak out and start shooting everyone in the head like the assholes they are. Those fucking douchebag humans.
pagueane
pagueane – v. to wear a book on your head
header
header – n. head with excessive slurping