Joy to the world
Santas dead
We barbecued his head
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down with some potties
We feed the rest to dogs, we fed the rest to dogs
Oh yeah I’m hot baby
Tag Archives: head
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918
I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive:
Loading ...Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005
I hate you
You hate me
Barney is the cause of World War Three
With some shotguns on our backs
And something with infrared
Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!
Bad Submission #22920
Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 08 2004 / 22:36:19
name = the killer
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song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
tucuv
tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal
Joke #22724
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
gexde
gexde – v. to kick the head off a snake
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22146
I woke up from bed
The news said
Barneys dead! (Finally)
I can’t believe they said
That gay dino who is sick in the head
Is finally dead.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090
I hate Barney
You hate me
I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree
With a knife through your heads
And a sword through your stomachs
Ha ha you’re both dead.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21949
I hate you
You hate me
I chased Barney up a tree
With a .44 shotgun
Shot him in the head
Oopsies, I think barneys dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21946
Barney is dead.
Stabbed in the head.
Little kids hop
Was shot by a cop
Barney is dead along with his friends
Shot in the head
Cut me some fuckin slack
I made this up at the last damn minute…
But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21942
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave you H.I.V.
So I kicked him in the balls
And you shot him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead
(I hate him so much)
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Another version of this song:
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
So I kicked him in the balls
And I punched him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead!
Joke #21855
Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A: A black guy with a spear through his head.