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This form was submitted: Nov 09 2008 / 21:08:09
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qjoke = Q: Who doesn’t shave their underarms?
A: A 10 year old in my cheerleading squad. lol…
Tag Archives: hair
noaralot
noaralot – v. to fix a bowl of cereal and then scratch your hairy stomach over it without the forethought that hair might fall into your perfect bowl of cereal
agno
agno – n. an old-timey sexy movie with no audio that only features wet girls shaking their hair and smiling in the camera
Quote #23022
“The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8th grade. I had not noticed it beforehand.”
– davepoobond
fuen
fuen – n. a bald spot on your arm
WoW Chat #21626
[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet
[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard
[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid
[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected
[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls
[2] [Cupp]: no not at all
[2] [Excerion]: no
[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?
[2] [davepoobond]: not yet
[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it
[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time
[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol
[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool
lintsect
lintsect – n. a large piece of lint that accumulates on your body, and when removed looks like a hairy insect of some sort. Often looks more like an insect while in the shower and you notice large pieces of lint hanging around near the drain.
Quote #21478
“Waiter, there’s a hair in my sushi!”
– Boxtop11
Quote #21464
“your head looks like a big steamy tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd and whoever reads this ,this goes out to you but your lovely really cos i lied out of my big hairy anus crack (YAY i love cracks)well bum cracks to stick my big hairy beaver up and give en a good old rodgering but im not gay”
– jezza
Brazilian waxing
Brazilian waxing – n. a waxing where most or all the pubic hair is removed
bear
bear – n. a homosexual man with a lot of body hair
Joke #21365
Q: How does a perky goth paint his ceiling black?
A: He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.
Say You’ll Grow Hair
Parody of “Say You’ll Be There” by the Spice Girls.
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Say you’ll grow hair…
Say you’ll grow hair…
I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see
This I swear…
Last time, you had an evaluation
I decided that I’d fix your split ends…yeah
But now I just twist them up in circles
Tell me when this growing bald spot will end…
Now you – tell me that you’re using a glove
Well the Velcro it should work easily…
This time, you gotta rake it easy, gently part it-
There’s just too much lotion for me…
Any fool can see that it’s falling,
Gotta take this hair to the can…. (Yes I do, yeah)
I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see,this I swear…
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two, to be there… (Say you’ll grow hair!)
If you, glue 2 more hairs together
Then we’ll see – what this hair spray is for…
If you – can’t fight this bald invasion…
I’ll just make you sweep the hair off the floor.
There is no weave, too frayed or ugly
It would be better left on your head. (Yes it would, yeah)
I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see… this I swear (Say you’ll grow hair!)
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two, to be there. (Yeah, toupees too)
I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see ,this I swear… (Say you’ll grow hair!)
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two to be there.
Bad Submission #21006
Submitted through the Racist Joke submission form.
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name = HATEZ SUCK HAIRY FISHBALLS
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qjoke = WHITE PEOPLE ARE COOL….LMAO
Joke #20923
Q: Why did the woman get her hair fixed?
A: Because she had split ends.