Q: What do you call a gossip?
A: Someone with a great sense of rumor.
Tag Archives: gossip
Joke #17581
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Joke #12990
Epitaph on a gossip tombstone: “Who cares if you talk about me! Everything you say goes right over my head now.”
Joke #12879
Gossip columnists are the kind of people you can’t believe even when they swear they’re lying.
Joke #12796
My secretary isn’t an office gossip. She’s a magician. She can turn an eyeful or an earful into a mouthful.
Joke #12795
MADGE: “Carol, tell me more gossip about Mike and Linda.”
CAROL: “I can’t, Madge. I already told you more than I heard myself.”
Joke #12794
You can always recognize a gossip at a beauty parlor. She’s the lady with a face full of mud and an ear full of dirt.
Joke #12404
Is my wife healthy? Well the answer is yes and no. Her heart is in bad shape from lack of exercise. And her tongue is in great shape from too much!
Joke #12402
When it comes to rumors my wife is the Picasso of Gab. She has gossip down to a fine art.
Joke #11766
Estelle: Hello?
Shirley: Hello! Boy have I got some really juicy gossip for you, Laverne.
Estelle: I’m sorry, this isn’t Laverne. You must have the wrong number. But anyway, what’s the gossip?
gossip
gossip – n. a ritual of voodoo, usally has to do with the devil, the worst thing ever!
Ex. Lindsey “gossips.” Don’t be a fuck bitch, and do that gossip shit, its so fucking wrong!