“NO black guys, PLEASE.
Im not racist,im a realist. Its not stereotypig, just pure statistics.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: girl
Quote #22599
“ALSO IF YOU ARE SHIRTLESS POSING LIKE YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT, DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME…AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A URINAL OR SHOWER IN A TOWEL…ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME????”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22598
“hi im becca…IM ****ING AWESOME!!!! I have been in a relationship now for a little over a year and I wouldn’t change it for the world… This man showed me what it is like to live again. He showed me how to love and trust again any I didn’t think that it was possible… I have the best man and boyfriend that I could ever imagine or ask for… I love him with all my heart! If you want to be friends that’s cool with me but anything more then that I’d have to tell you to not even try!!! You wont get anywhere and you can really just get lost!!! I love my baby and no one is Gunna take me from him or take that away from me…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22597
“Okay, look. I just left someone who was trying to pressure me into having sex, the unconventional way. (Oh, we’ll get married, this and that, but I HAVE to have sex, can’t wait, etc etc) and I am NOT HAVING IT. If you’re trying to get in my pants, and I’m not saying you are, but if it so happens you are, you’re not getting any. I’m sorry. I’m holding out for a long time, so date one of these other women. I don’t judge them, and I don’t believe I’m better than them. In fact, I used to be in the same boat as many of them. As I’ve gotten older, things have changed. Maybe it’ll just be me for the rest of my life, but it certainly won’t be me and random strangers, or soon-to-be strangers after a few dates of no nooky.”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile
Joke #22594
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Quote #22591
“I am a total girly girl who grew up a Tom boy.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22590
“If ur rockin a cat in ur pic….ur gay…hahah k sooo…hmmmmmmmmmmm..are u .down with the thickness???? i looooooove white guys!!!!!and jokes:)!!!
What kind of shoes does a theif wear?! ………SNEAKErS!!! Get it?! Lmfao. I knoo that one is killin yuh right now ;)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22589
“*if your.name is baby joker……shadow puppet….or lil dreamer…DO NOT I Repeat donot hit me up!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22587
“And Last but not Least, I’ve come to realize there are ALOT OF Tranny’s on this website..So lets MAKE THIS CLEAR: I’m 100% FEMALE, I was born a FEMALE and will stay a FEMALE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE..It’s so insulting to get messages about if I’m a GUY OR GIRL…So now all you guys know..I’M FEMALE!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22580
“If you play WOW, COD or any other stupid ass game, move on….your a grown up.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
#22575: Mrs. Whooty -> davepoobond
Mrs. Whooty: Yoyo
davepoobond: who be this
Mrs. Whooty: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory 🙂
davepoobond: why did you im me
Mrs. Whooty: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
davepoobond: Tajikistan
Mrs. Whooty: Can i ask you a quest?
davepoobond: do i get 1000 xp after
Mrs. Whooty: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
davepoobond: do you like to drive a camaro or a tricycle
Mrs. Whooty: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i’ll show you my Whooty….
davepoobond: loooool
Mrs. Whooty: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine…
davepoobond: looooool
davepoobond: loooool
davepoobond: loool
Mrs. Whooty: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
Quote #22574: The Crazy Shirt Story
A girl came over to my register with two articles of clothing to purchase. Before you ask, no she was not hot. I was wearing a shirt, if that isn’t implied by this story already.
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Girl: “Cool shirt!”
davepoobond: “Oh, thank you.”
::5 second pause::
Girl: “So, what’s the story behind the shirt?”
davepoobond: “Umm….”
::I took a couple seconds to think how I should respond to this ridiculously dumb question::
davepoboond: “I had a 10 dollar gift card to Kohl’s, I went there and I bought this shirt.”
– at davepoobond’s job
Quote #22573
“I have an albino fetish especially the ones with red eyes.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22564
You should message me if:
“You aren’t a creeper. Can type a proper sentence. You can be interesting and not just say ‘hey’. Have a job, car, and preferably your own place too.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Kinda Heavy
