buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
Tag Archives: food
Bizarro Facebook #23044: Lucky Trucky
The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.
What would you rather have for lunch?
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“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”
– a lady customer at a fast food joint
Quote #22948
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
– MWMATRD
xeof
xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity
hohij
hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during
olgortega
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.
teloda
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
guelmo
guelmo – v. to eat cereal in the morning, but become so hungry again that since you have absolutely nothing else to eat, you eat cereal again
agenta
agenta – n. imitation meat that tastes nothing like meat
xmni
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
sangran
sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
ibanera
ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet
guisapano
guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it