Q: What’s the easiest way to charge a bill?
A: Tell William to wet his finger and stick it in a wall socket.
Tag Archives: finger
Joke #13250
There was a crook who pointed his finger at a man and said, “Stick ’em up. I need the money to buy a gun.”
Joke #12741
Girls, never date F.B.I. agents. Not only do they want your name and number, but also your fingerprints.
Joke #12553
Did you hear about the pickpocket who had an accident and lost all his fingers except one? Now all he can pickpocket are Life Savers and doughnuts.
Joke #12426
“Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Simple. I married the wrong person.”
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
– You say to your mate, “I love you,” and you get a reply of, “So do I.”
– You don’t bother to wear your wedding band because it turns your finger green.
– Your husband celebrates your anniversary by going out with the boys.
– You’d rather play bridge with the girls than spend a quiet night at home with your husband.
– You go to the drive-in with your mate and spend two hours just watching the movie.
Joke #11999
OPTOMETRIST: “How many fingers am I holding up on my right hand?”
PATIENT: “That’s easy. Six.”
OPTOMETRIST: “The only thing worse than your eyesight is your arithmetic.”
Joke #11630
Q: What did the Martian say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!
Joke #11602
Manager: How did you ever get out of that hold?
Wrestler: It happened like this: I saw a finger, so I bit it. Then I got really mad ’cause my finger hurt so bad!
Joke #11464
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Joke #11242
Q: What does a cannibal mother always teach her son?
A: "Don’t eat fingers with your fingers!"
Joke #11133
Q: Why is nose picking like operating a dump truck?
A: You can get rid of your load with a flick of the finger.
Joke #11047
Q: Why should you never pick your nose and then eat it?
A: You don’t know where that finger’s been!
ghij
ghij – n. a pinky-sized penis
emsarrvamous
emsarrvamous – v. to twirl a basketball on your finger