Q: Who visits good little mermaids each spring to deliver eggs and candy?
A: The Oyster Bunny.
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Joke #17842
Q: What do you think of this joke?
A: It’s eggs-ellent!
Joke #17821
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Joke #17806
Q: How is Humpty-Dumpty best described?
A: As “one good egg”!
Tastiest Pictures of the Year
(They’re reel good!)
E. Tea.
The Pie-rates of Penzance
The Grape Muppet Caper
Hello, Deli!
The Three Mustardteers
The Cod Father
The Bride of Frank ‘n’ Stein
Cherry-ots of Fire
20,000 Leeks Under the Sea
The Eggsorcist
Tootsie Roll
Joke #17757
Q: Why did the audience throw eggs to the actor?
A: Because ham and eggs go well together.
The Unfriendly Restaurhaunt and Coffin Shop Moan-U
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
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A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
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SAND-WITCHES
Boo-loney
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Hallow-weenies
Liver-worst
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BOO-VERAGES
Milk Shaaaakes
Ice Scream Floats
Orange Crrrush
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HEX-TRAS
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
Deviled Eggs
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SOUPS AND SALADS
L-eeek! Soup
Cream of Asparaghost
Arti-Choke Hearts
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
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SIGHED DISHES
Baked Beings
Cre-mated Spinach
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DESS-HURTS
Creep Suzettes
Banana Scream Pie
Sheet Cake
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
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TODAY’S SPE-CHILLS
Spook-ghetti
Souther Fright Chicken
Ghoul-lash
Turkey with Grave-y
Pasta-way
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Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
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CEREALS
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shrouded Wheat
Scream of Wheat
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EGGS
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Scream-bled Eggs
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Stormy-side-up Eggs
Eggs Boonidict
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Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards
Joke #17494
Q: What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs and barcon!
Joke #17493
LOSER: “Why do you call your dog ‘Fried Egg’?”
MR. IDIOT: “Because he rolls over easy!”
What was Sally’s feeling after her egg broke on the ground?
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“I am Sam Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham in the pantry shelf so high”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15622
“I have 4y/3 eggs, and each dozen cost $d. Find the total dollar cost for a slice of ham”
– Ms. E
Quote #15361
“I don’t think I dropped in a lot of air with these eggs”
– Homework Hotline
Quote #14931
“Oh! My dick can do a wonderful trick! My dick can lay an egg!”
– from the TV