“You look like a duck”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“You look like a duck”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Ducks are evil… this stuff is spiffy!”
– from the Internet
“I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.”
– from the Internet
“like a sweaty duck”
– Short Circuit 2 (1988)
“duckies! I saw duckies!”
– sisterpoobond
Q: Why didn’t the duck cross the grill?
A: He didn’t want to be a roast duck.
duck – n. a chicken with snowshoes
Q: What happens to ducks on Mars that fly upside down?
A: They quack up.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
A: Because they would quack up.
The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you’re out.
Swimming Instructor: Remember, girls, swimming is the best exercise you can do to stay slim and beautiful.
Girl: Have you ever taken a close look at a duck?
oosod – n. honey-glazed duck pizza
timasalet – n. thai jerk smoked duck salad
name = ~avril stoner~
email = smirnoff_ice_babe1459@hotmail.com
use_email = yes
type = vodka
title = ~if only~
submission = If the ocean was Vodka an i was a duck……I’d swim to the bottom an drink my way up ….BuT the ocean’s not Vodka an i’m not a duck sooo pass the the bottle an lets get FUCKED up!!!
There was a little boy walking one day and he walked by this house. On the front porch of the house was an old man. The man says to the boy, “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” The boy says, “To catch chickens!” The man says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” After a couple of hours the boy returns with a dozen chickens on the wire. The man was amazed and the asked the boy for his secret. He did not reveal it. The next day, the same boy walked by the same man but now with duct tape. “Where you going with duct tape, boy?” “To catch ducks!” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape!” “Watch!” says the boy. A few hours later, he returns with ducks lined along the tape. Again the old man was amazed and really wanted the secret. The next day after, the boy walks by again. The old man says, ” Where you going with that stick?” The boy says, “This ain’t no stick, this here is a pussy willow.” The old man says, “Wait here so I can grab my hat and I’ll be right with ya!”