togzibige – n. a drink made by using a coffee pot that has not been cleaned out for a couple of months, using a toxic cleaning solution to clean the pot of its dirty coffee stains. The concoction is what comes from this process.
Tag Archives: drink
Hate Mail #24777
Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 14 2007 / 07:56:45
name = XxOliviaxX
jinglesong = hey hey hey hey hey hey this site is frickin lame hey hey hey hey hey go play some drinkinking games hey your a loser you so fat la la la la la this site is frickin lame!!!!!!!
I Smoke Pot I Think It’s Cool
I smoke pot I think it’s cool
I’ll smoke it while driving to school
I’ll drink and I’ll smoke while I take you to class
IF YOU TELL I’LL KICK YOUR ASS
retrosublimislushification
retrosublimislushificatio
The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine. If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again. Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.
ibsaa
ibsaa – n. a sticky note used as a drink coaster
xmni
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
sangran
sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
Red Bull(shit)
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂
bodague
bodague – n. beef jerky slushie
ficlbriat
ficlbriat – n. a diet Pepsi and a liter of water
brauneisen
brauneisen – n. Gatorade-beef-jerky slushy
corhirmt
corhirmt – n. boiling Gatorade
Joke #17792
Q: What kind of bar doesn’t serve drinks?
A: A chocolate bar!
Can you put fizz in a fruit-flavored drink?
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