“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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Do you prefer going to the doctor or going to the dentist?
Loading ...Quote #21258: Note to Mrs. Stickums
“Mrs. Stickums
I have a dentist appointment today at lunch so I can not do the project today at lunch so I was wondering if we could do it at lunch on Wednesday. because (scribbled out)
Bessy Cowtta
No-Sorry! Mrs. S”
– a note found at davepoobond’s high school
Joke #20908
Q: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?
A: To the mouth of the Mississippi.
Joke #20882
Q: What can you say to a dentist while he’s drilling a tooth?
A: If you strike oil, we’ll split the money.
Joke #18740
My dentist was telling me how much he had wanted to become a classical pianist.
“If only my parents hadn’t discouraged me,” he moaned.
“Don’t feel bad,” I responded as the doctor worked on my teeth. “There’s more than one way to tickle the ivories.”
Joke #18709
Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank.
Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, “I’m sorry about not speaking more clearly. I’ve had Novocaine.”
“You should have used the drive-through,” she said.
“Why?”
“Everyone who goes through sounds like you,” she explained.
Joke #18401
Our crew at an ambulance company works 24-hour shifts. The sleeping quarters consist of a large room with several single beds, so we get to know one another’s habits, like who snores or talks in his sleep. While I was having my teeth examined by a dentist one day, he noticed that some of my teeth were chipped.
“It looks like you clench your jaw at night,” he said.
“No way,” I blurted without thinking. “No one has ever said I grind my teeth, and I sleep with a lot of people!”
Joke #18236
Q: What kind of witchcraft does a dentist practice?
A: Plaque magic.
Joke #18120
Q: What did the bad tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: “Fill me in when you get back.”
Joke #18119
Q: Why was the little kid afraid to go to the dentist?
A: He was gum shy.
Joke #18117
MOTHER: “Has your bad tooth stopped aching?”
BOBBY: “I don’t know. The dentist kept it.”
Joke #18115
Q: What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
A: Molar coasters.
Joke #18114
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”
Joke #18113
Q: What’s big and scary and fills cavities?
A: Dentist the Menace.