Q: Do you know how long cows should be milked in space?
A: Same as the short ones.
Tag Archives: cow
Joke #11691
Q: What goes oom, oom?
A: Cows walking backwards on the planet Pluto.
Joke #11685
Q: In space, when was milk the highest?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Joke #11459
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Joke #11239
Q: What’s warm, fresh, and full of grain?
A: A cow-pie in a wheat field.
Joke #11205
Q: What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?
A: Brown chicken, brown cow.
Joke #10737
Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Joke #10716
Q: How did the farmer move his cow?
A: In a mooving van.
Bad Submission #10627
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = yes
type = Bad
title = Horrible
submission = PUT THIS IN YOUR (censored)BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVES OR I’LL THROW AN ONION AT MY COW STATUE!!!
steerl
steerl – n. a steel steer
beer cow
beer cow – n. a cow that milks beer instead of milk
swart
swart – n. a cow that talks about computers
Joke #9215: Over the Hillary
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
“What happened?” asked Hillary.
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.
The driver replied: “I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the cow.”
Joke #8940
Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Joke #8858
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: The moo-vies!