Q: What’s the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
A: How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
Tag Archives: coat
Joke #18471
Customer: “Can this wool coat be worn in wet weather?”
Clerk: “Madam, have you ever seen a sheep carry an umbrella?”
Joke #18075
We were four frugal young teachers. But a couple times a year we treated ourselves to the best Manhattan had to offer.
As we approached the famous restaurant Lutece, we questioned whether we were dressed perfectly. Could we pass as urban
sophisticates?
The maitre d’ met us at the door, all smiles and bows. When he took my raincoat, I began to look over the cozy little bar and anticipate the charming basket of pastry that was our appetizer. Then the maitre d’ returned to our group, gingerly holding a fabric softener sheet that had fallen from my coat sleeve.
“Madam,” he said, “Your Bounce.”
Quote #14091
“I thought they were all white men in white coats”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13287
Did you hear about the Eskimo who struck oil in Alaska? The first thing he did was rush out and buy his wife a cloth coat.
Joke #12392
A man in a department store said to a clerk, “I would like a fur coat for my wife.”
The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t exchange!”
Joke #12377
There was a wife who told her husband, “Jerry, last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring.”
The husband put down his newspaper and said, “Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them in good health.”
cabaer
cabaer – n. a super freeze ray invisible coat