Q: How do hens stay fit?
A: They eggs-ercise
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Joke #20857
Guess What?
Chicken Butt.
Guess why?
Chicken thigh.
Joke #20856
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: He didn’t want to be called a chicken.
Wild Party
We are having a perfectly barking time this evening in the fucking home of Barney. The rooms are decorated gaily with many stylish boobs that must have cost at least 69 dollars. The guests are all freely conversationalists and are all body odorly dressed. Michael Jackson has been entertaining us by telling us about the time he showed his 69 condoms to Pamela Anderson, who mistook it for an early American chicken butt. The refreshments are homo and the idea of serving acid sperm fluid on ice showed horny imagination. Visiting here is always a corny experience.
Masturbata
Parody of Los Del Rio – Macarena
by Adam Sandler
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Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey, Masturbata!
The Top 15 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
15. To Kill A Walking Bird
14. My Best Friend’s Dressing
13. Thighs Wide Shut
12. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
11. Casserolablanca
10. The Fabulous Baster Boys
9. 12 Hungry Men
8. Silence of the Yams
7. For Love of The Game Hen
6. I Know What You Ate Last Winter
5. All the President’s Menu
4. White Meat Can’t Jump
3. When Harry Met Salad
2. The Story of U.S.
1. The Wing and I
Joke #18531
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you’d expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, “Use the FORKS, Luke.”
Joke #18491
A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.
The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself.
A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, “Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?”
Joke #18339
Q: What did Chicken Little say when the pig pen fell over?
A: “The sty is falling, the sty is falling!”
Joke #18170
Q: Why did the teacher send the chicken to the principal’s office?
A: Because it kept pecking on the other kids.
Joke #18021
Q: What goes “beep-beep-beep,” “buck-buck-buck”?
A: A chicken at an automatic teller machine.
Joke #18020
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Slinky with a young hen?
A: Spring chicken.
Joke #18019
Q: What’s yellow and goes “rat-a-tat-tat”?
A: A chicken with a machine gun.
Joke #17953
Q: Why do chickens stay out of the sun?
A: To avoid getting fried.
Joke #17841
Q: Where do gangster chickens live?
A: Chickago!