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popuso – v. to throw a box of recently-used, wet, condoms out onto the freeway while going 75 mph, and making sure that there is at least one car behind you.
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nolode – v. to throw a bunch of tomatoes out of your car window at 80 mph
What would you rather drive?
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isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time
Quote #22774
“now what im looking for in a guy or my mr right :
A guy that will actually put in effort to know me and wanna get to know me and be interested in me someone who is ready to meet someone and is at a point in there life where they want to settle down and have something serious
Also a guy who will make time and put in effort to get to know me
A guy who was raised right and knows how to treat a women right
i like a guy who has a nice body and likes to work out and takes care of himself
someone who would have no problem being there for me being my rock and protecting me
i want a guy who will really be there for me thru thick and thin !!
a guy who doesn’t smoke sorry but i dont want a guy with a nasty habit and this means any kind of smokiing ,
a guy who has a car really come on if u dont sorry but i like guys that actually have themselves together u know
a guy that has a sweet side to them , fun guy someone who likes to text and cuddle
I want a guy who will actually listen to me when i talk
a guy Who will dry my tears for me and be there and hug me
a guy who will stand up for me and protect me
and a guy who will love me and only me i want to be the only one not one of them
Also a guy who would love to see me and hang out someone who actually wants to get to know me
THE NUMBER ONE THING I LOVE IS FOR A GUY TO BE ROMANTIC AND SURPRISE ME Lol
if u actually read it and think this is you then dont be shy and hesitate thank u bye”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Bad Submission #22755
This form was submitted: Sep 23 2003 / 08:43:28
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Xylophone pieces
submission = Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…gi gi gi gi gi gi gi woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…anyone hear me yet? can I get a w00t w00t…w00t w00t…w00t w00t…ride wit me…ugh…I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom now…ahhhh…that feels good. Yes. No. Maybe. Why? I don’t know. Should I know? A few bad apples ruin the bunch. Throw a crumpled car out of the airplane window and SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!! Clip out the newspaper article of the eon. EeEeEeEeEeon. Why did I do this? This is a pooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm. Deal with it. I can make it however I want!!! Hahahahahahaha…you don’t stand a chance against me!!! Lookin’ for fights, eh? Well, you tell those whackos in tights to get outta my bar and stop singing as if they’re in a movie!!!
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Quote #22742
A girl spent about 10 minutes trying to fix a paper jam for the paperwork she was printing out for me after davepoobond gets his car serviced.
She opens the back of the printer, and for about 30 seconds she is digging in it without being able to look in, and finally she pulls out a piece of paper.
davepoobond: “It’s a boy!”
Obviously she didn’t get it as a joke because her emotional response was not indicative of understanding it as one. And then the printer paper jammed again as more sheets were printing.
– at a car dealer service area
Joke #22723
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Joke #22717
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Quote #22694
“I work, save, and I have a car. I believe that everyone, man or woman, should do the same…”
– from a girl’s dating profile