gasgang – v. to accidentally spray your moms back tire and exhaust with gas, and not telling her
Tag Archives: car
garage
garage – n. a hangar for a car
Human Resource Dictionary
The human resource dictionary is your quick guide to figuring out what those phrases you see from the human resource department of a company.
“COMPETITIVE SALARY”
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY”
We have no time to train you.
“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
“MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED”
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED”
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
“DUTIES WILL VARY”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
“MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL”
We have no quality control.
“CAREER-MINDED”
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
“APPLY IN PERSON”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
“NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE”
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
“SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE”
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
“PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST”
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
“REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
“GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
fribble
fribble – n. a gay Turkish flutist who sticks styrofoam up his ass and shouts limericks on top of parked cars
fonon
fonon – v. to blast REM at a NASCAR racing event
flabba
flabba – v. to steer your car, using only your buttcheeks.
Ex. There is nothing better then flabbaing with your friends! Flabbaing, the man’s sport.
Finny
Finny – n. a god of people that can be seen as trucks from a distance
fake biker
fake biker – n. a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.
Ex. A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
elsyum
elsyum – n. a mini car on top of a cup
elimbah
elimbah – v. to spontaneously combust while eating a large carmel chocolate bar while driving a Land Rover
eckankar
eckankar – n. a pillow wearing a seat belt
dunnytruck
dunnytruck – n. a truck that transports portable toilets to places such as special outdoor events, contruction sites, or camps
dumwi
dumwi – v. to drive through the ghetto in an expensive car
dosodil
dosodil – v. to glue 200 dildos to a car
donov
donov – adj. to be bigger than your car