Dumb guy (in a dumb voice): “she’s so cute”
::davepoobond burps::
– from davepoobond’s high school
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::burps::
::farts::
::yawns::
::sneezes::
“excuse me”
– davepoobond
Quote #17050
“why burp and taste it when you can fart and taste it?”
– davepoobond
Quote #14955
“Yum! Tastay! ::burp::”
– from the TV
Quote #13879
“I think, therefore I pee, poop, fart, belch, and any other disgusting bodily functions you think are funny.”
– Boxtop11
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.
Joke #11152
Q: What does a burp have in common with a beautiful linen tablecloth?
A: They both remind you of lunch.
yavioda
yavioda – v. to fart, burp, yawn, sneeze, giggle, pick your nose and ear at the same time
vburp
vburp – n. a burp consisting of half air and half vomit
hoojamy
hoojamy – v. to pee, poop, fart, burp, and have sex at the same time
fart
fart – n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey! that rhymes)
;} a butt burp
;} something that smells better than Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} to break wind
;} Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory
burp
burp – n. a mouth fart <see fart>
ashuvu
ashuvu – v. to burp through your ears
adaveoy
adaveoy – v. to scream “burp” when you burp