Q: What do you call twin brothers?
A: A sunset.
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Joke #13155
Two young brothers were in their backyard. The first boy asked, “Did Dad promise you something if you took out the garbage?”
His brother replied, “No, but he promised me something if I didn’t.”
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”
Joke #12672
“My brother, the gymnast, stands on his hands all day.”
“Your brother always did do everything backwards.”
Joke #12041
SISTER: “Tell me the truth, do boys like talkative girls as well as they like the other kind?”
BROTHER: “What other kind?”
Fifteen Things A Brother Or Sister Will Never Say To You
1. “Can I help you clean your room?”
2. “You decide what movie we go to. You have much better taste!”
3. “I don’t like hanging around with your friends. They’re much too sophisticated for me.”
4. “Can I finish your lima beans?”
5. “Here’s your sweater back. I had it cleaned before I returned it.”
6. “You don’t have to entertain me while Mom and Dad are out. I’ll go up to my room and read a book by myself.”
7. “You take the biggest piece of pie. I’m too full!”
8. “I’ll be happy to lend you ten dollars. Pay it back whenever you can.”
9. “Can I do your math homework for you tonight? I don’t have much to do.”
10. “It wasn’t your fault. It was all my fault.”
11. “I saw you were on the phone, so I decided to be silent.”
12. “Why don’t you wear my new Springsteen sweatshirt? It looks better on you!”
13. “Betcha I can wash and dry the supper dishes all by myself!”
14. “You sit in the front seat.”
15. “I started the fight. You didn’t!”
It’s Great to Have Brothers and Sisters Because…
There’s always someone around to blame for starting all the fights!
You’re not the only one who won’t eat the cauliflower!
When you catch a cold or the flu, there’s someone to share it with!
There are more birthdays to celebrate, and more presents that your brothers and sisters will be delighted to share with you!
There’s always someone around who can keep a secret from your mother – at least until she gets home from the store!
Your room is not the only one in the house that looks as if it was in the path of a hurricane!
There’s always someone dying to tell you the end of the movie you’re about to see so you don’t have to waste your time being surprised!
There’s always someone around to help you develop a sense of humor about yourself by teasing you all the time.
There’s always someone else in the house who votes for watching The Monkees instead of the six-o’clock news, so your dad is outvoted again!
There’s someone else who will break your best toys so you don’t have to feel bad that you did it yourself!
There are always interesting phone conversations to pretend you’re not listening to!
There’s someone to gobble up all the cookies and candy in the house before you can get to them or you don’t have to worry about your teeth rotting!
When Mom and Dad are yelling, it isn’t always about YOU!
You’re not the only one who won’t eat liver!
There’s always someone around to fight with so you don’t have to fight with your friends!
Joke #11408
Friend: Is that your brother?
Sister: Yes.
Friend: He’s very short, isn’t he?
Sister: Well, he’s only my half brother!
pyrobro
pyrobro – n. the brother of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a brother
Hamblet
Hamblet – n. Hamlet’s fat brother
cijatn
cijatn – n. that feeling you get when you’re going down on your little brother and your grandma walks in on you.
Ex. Dave felt cijatn like never before that night. i’m sorry dave…i couldn’t think of anyone else