An elderly lady was introduced to a Doctor Stevens at a party. At the first opportunity, she cornered the man and said, “Doctor, I’m so happy to meet you. I’d like to ask you a question. Lately I’ve been getting terrible pains on my right side when I lift my arm like this. What should I do about it?”
The man answered, “I’m sorry, Madam, but I’m not that kind of a doctor. I happen to be a Doctor of Economics.”
The lady was taken aback for a short moment, then regained her composure and asked, “So tell me, should I sell my stock in General Motors?”