Q: What did the shoulder say to the arm?
A: How are you hanging?
Tag Archives: arm
Joke #24415
Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?
A: Names
Quote #23022
“The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8th grade. I had not noticed it beforehand.”
– davepoobond
fuen
fuen – n. a bald spot on your arm
Do you prefer making-out or just lying in your lover’s arms?
Loading ...Joke #21188
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.
Joke #18512
After doctors set my broken arm and put a cast on it, I paid the bill and went on my way. Shortly thereafter, I received a bill from the hospital, this time for the $1.57 they claimed I still owed.
Apparently to prove that this was a hospital with heart, they included a payment book. It had me paying 3 cents a month for four years.
Joke #18094
TEACHER: “Why are you wearing a white sling on your arm?”
SANDRA: “You said I could wear anysling I want.”
Quote #16737
“put that away before I go over there and put it on you and take off little hairs and arms”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16542
“The arm people need to be finished”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15703
“Ode to summer; Ode to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; Ode to my cat; Ode to a bit of small green putty found in your armpit that morning…sorry about that last one”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #14613
“you got hairy arms and hairy breast, Jim?”
– PBS Version of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Quote #14350
“action verb!”
::spreads his arms out::
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14129
“starting at the pancreas….go ahead”
::whacks someone on the arm::
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Quote #13495
“BANG!”
::twists around wtih his arm in the air::
– Dr. OldNBald