Q: Why did the alien take a ladder to the restaurant?
A: He heard the meal was on the house.
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Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.
Joke #11677
Q: Why do fat space creatures wear plaid vests?
A: To keep a check on their stomachs.
Joke #11676
Q: Who makes the best lovers?
A: Spacemen. They’re out of this world!
Joke #11674
Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-plop?
A: A Martian laughing his head off.
Joke #11670
Q: What’s six feet long, is green and has eyes.
A: A Martian’s tennis shoes.
Joke #11669
Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?
A: O I C U.
Joke #11664
Q: What did the little spacepods say when they were caught and put into the freezer?
A: Foiled again.
Joke #11663
Q: Why did the spaceman salute the TV set?
A: He saw it was General Electric.
Joke #11662
Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?
A: Unidentified frying objects.
Joke #11660
Q: What makes more noise than an alien in a bag?
A: Two aliens in a bag?
Joke #11659
Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?
A: Two years old.
Joke #11658
Q: Why did the space-mother keep her baby in the record player?
A: Because it had an automatic changer.
Joke #11657
Q: What’s green and has red spots?
A: A Martian with measles.
Joke #11656
Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?
A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…