Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Wine and cheese age gracefully, but people don’t.
As every minute passes, we all grow older. But people say that you’re only as old as you feel. So what is the real difference between young and old? It’s not the years. It’s how you look at life:
– When he’s young, a man can’t wait to grow a beard… but when he gets old, the same man just hates to shave every day.
– When she’s young, a girl loves to fix meals… but when she becomes an old married lady, the thing she hates the most is fixing breakfast, lunch, and dinner for her family every day.
– When he’s young, a man enjoys watching girls… but when he gets old, the same man prefers watching the market.
– When she’s young, a girl loves to make herself look older by putting a gray streak in her hair… but when she gets old and finds a real gray streak in her hair, she cries her eyes out.
They just opened up a place for aged, broken down Volkswagens. It’s an Old Volks Home.
DAUGHTER: “How old are you, Dad?”
DAD: “I’m pushing 30.”
DAUGHTER: “From which direction?”
If you can do the same things at age seventy that you could at age twenty, you must have been a feeble youth.
Men with hair have more on their minds than bald men.
I’m at that odd age when I should know better, but could care less.
It’s unfortunate that by the time you realize how much fun it is to be young, you’re old.
You’re only as old as you feel. The trouble is I’m only twenty and I feel like I’m sixty.
Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?
A: Two years old.
O(D)DPAIRS – Acronym. acronym for Ongoing (D)Description Period of time Age Incomplete Action Regular/habit Simultaneous action
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age.