What do you call nuts on your walls? Wallnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth
Joke #5451
Q: What did Napoleon become after his twenty-ninth year?
A: Thirty years old.
Joke #5450
Q: What does a pig use to write with?
A: A pigpen.
Joke #5449
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Hold it and let it go.
Joke #5448
Q: Where did King Arthur take his girlfriend on a date?
A: To a knight club (nightclub)
Joke #5447
Q: How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
A: Drop it from five feet. It won’t break during the first four feet.
Joke #5446
Q: What was the Pilgrims’ favorite dance?
A: The Plymouth Rock.
Joke #5445
Q: What was the Eskimo’s favorite song?
A: “Freeze (for he’s) a Jolly Good Fellow”
Joke #5444
Q: When two angels meet, what do they say to each other?
A: Halo!
Joke #5443
Q: What do you call a very popular perfume?
A: A best smeller.
Joke #5442
Q: What letters did the man recite to his car when he ran out of gas?
A: O-I-C-U-R-M-T
Joke #5441
Q: What is a forum?
A: A two-um plus a two-um.
Joke #5440
Q: What is an Eskimo cow called?
A: An eskimoo.
Joke #5439
Q: What did all the employees at the rubber band factory agree upon?
A: That their job was a snap!
Joke #5438
Q: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired?
A: He stayed awake on the job.