#5911: Wynken -> elmoisfurry

Wynken: no?

elmoisfurry: yea

Wynken: i mean, its not lyke im gonna send u soemthing stupid

elmoisfurry: i was jokin i dont really wanta do anything for money on tha internet they r all scams

Wynken: but u actually do recieve a check

elmoisfurry: oooooooooooo check for 5 dollars…wut a prize…not!

Wynken: come on….im supposed to recuite ppl

elmoisfurry: twenty twenty twenty four hours agoooo, i wanna be sedated

Wynken: fine, fine

Wynken: geez!

elmoisfurry: yea, i believe u, its just i think its stupid to answer asurvey and get a check in the mail for 5 bucks

elmoisfurry: lol

Wynken: the survey takes only 5-10mins

Wynken: well, if u dont want to answer them, at sign up so i can get credit

elmoisfurry: for 5 bucks?!?!?!

Wynken: be kind, hav a heart

elmoisfurry: thats a long time for 5 bucks

elmoisfurry: i do

elmoisfurry: its just not workin right no

Wynken: no it isnt!

elmoisfurry: now*

elmoisfurry: yea huh!

Wynken: aww….

elmoisfurry: yup

elmoisfurry: heh heh

elmoisfurry: soooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: y do u need to recruit peeps?

Wynken: yea

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: ?

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: as in why

elmoisfurry: but not

Wynken: its my job

elmoisfurry: oooooooook

Wynken: oh,…sorrie

elmoisfurry: WUT

elmoisfurry: whoops

elmoisfurry: wut

Wynken: if i dont, i ont egt paid

Wynken: dont get paid

Wynken: huh>

elmoisfurry: y is ur buddy icon a pink…thingy with hair

Wynken: its not hair!

elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT

elmoisfurry: then wut is it

Wynken: its just marks

elmoisfurry: ………….k

elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit

Wynken: tats for me to noe

elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on

elmoisfurry: from friend to friend

elmoisfurry: u can tell me

elmoisfurry: 😀

Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….

elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid

Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u

elmoisfurry: …………….k

Wynken: email

Wynken: addy

elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com

elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!

elmoisfurry: unichat

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha

Wynken: okaies….check ur email

elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT

elmoisfurry: then wut is it

Wynken: its just marks

elmoisfurry: ………….k

elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit

Wynken: tats for me to noe

elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on

elmoisfurry: from friend to friend

elmoisfurry: u can tell me

elmoisfurry: 😀

Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….

elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid

Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u

elmoisfurry: …………….k

Wynken: email

Wynken: addy

elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com

elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!

elmoisfurry: unichat

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha

Wynken: okaies….check ur email

::email message::

Welcome to Team Look-Look!

elmoisfurry>: k, so how much u make

Wynken: do u fill it out?

elmoisfurry: yeppers

Wynken: log on

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ……………….

elmoisfurry: its not workin

Wynken: ar u sure?

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: i tried 2 times

Wynken: wat do u mean>

elmoisfurry: i tried loggin on twice

elmoisfurry: it dont not worky purky

Wynken: yea, it does!

elmoisfurry: no!

elmoisfurry: it doesnt

elmoisfurry: its crap

elmoisfurry: thats wut it is

elmoisfurry: c

elmoisfurry: r

elmoisfurry: a

elmoisfurry: p

elmoisfurry: !

elmoisfurry: crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: go check ur email again!

elmoisfurry: k…………..

elmoisfurry: now wut

Wynken: go!!!

Wynken: ok…..

elmoisfurry: k!

Wynken: see a confrimation emial?

elmoisfurry: yea!

Wynken: click on it

Wynken: it will take u to teh site

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ……………

Wynken: got it>

elmoisfurry: BOOYEA……….oh wait no

Wynken: wat???

elmoisfurry: it dont wooooooooorrrrrkkkkkk!!!!!!

Wynken: go to teh buttons on top,

Wynken: email ur manager

elmoisfurry: piece o’crapp

Wynken: shut up!

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: im just tellin tha trut

elmoisfurry: brb

elmoisfurry: gotta get aslice o’ pizza

Wynken: kay

elmoisfurry: bak

elmoisfurry: soooooooooo

Wynken: kay

Wynken: so…..

elmoisfurry: wut am i supposed to do

elmoisfurry: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wynken: clicked on teh button yet?

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: i didnt work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: it*

Wynken: wat ar u talking bout>>>>

Wynken: read to me teh buttons

elmoisfurry: login!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: wats wrong wit ur comp??//

elmoisfurry: everythin, cept anythin

Wynken: u cant even log in?

elmoisfurry: nope

elmoisfurry: its being stupid

elmoisfurry: stupid like a monkey butted octopus

Wynken: u then didnt fill it out!!

elmoisfurry: yes!!! i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: then wats ur problem???/

elmoisfurry: well, im allegic to marsupials, im made of spam and cornbeef, and im a woman-except im a man

Wynken: hahaha….so funny tat im beyond laughing

elmoisfurry: thats mean………..

Wynken: sorrie….

elmoisfurry: u better b…….:'(

Wynken: alrite

elmoisfurry: =-Oyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-!

Wynken: wat???

elmoisfurry: huh?!?!?!?!?!

Wynken: u said yay

elmoisfurry: my friend says to poop on ur face!! whee!

Wynken: geez!!!

elmoisfurry: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: fine, forget it

Wynken: nevermind

elmoisfurry: ok!

elmoisfurry: so

elmoisfurry: hows ur puppy

Wynken: fine, just fine but he hates though

Wynken: you though

elmoisfurry: que???????????/

elmoisfurry: but……….

elmoisfurry: i………….

Wynken: didnt do anything?

elmoisfurry: made him myself, how could he hate me

Wynken: things turn against u, u noe

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: nothing turns against the great power of…….DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN!!! ME!

Wynken: lol!!!

Wynken: u??

elmoisfurry: NO

Wynken: lol!!!!

elmoisfurry: U

elmoisfurry: muahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: i am the almighty ME!

elmoisfurry: nothing can disobey ME!

elmoisfurry: i am……………MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: yea, yea

elmoisfurry: YEA! YEA!!

elmoisfurry: sooooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: hey!

elmoisfurry: i gotta question for u!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: wat?

elmoisfurry: how many pies would it take to fill a horse(if you had just the skin, no bones or anything)???????????????

elmoisfurry: answer that…muahahahahahaha

Wynken: as much as u want

elmoisfurry: wrong!!!!hahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuupid!

Wynken: uh huh

elmoisfurry: its actually

elmoisfurry: a lot

elmoisfurry: i dont really know the answer…….yet!!

elmoisfurry: wut is the survey question anyway??

elmoisfurry: how much poop would a poopchuck chuck if a poopchuck could chuck poop?????

elmoisfurry: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: i gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: buy!boof face

#5910: elmoisfurry -> Holmes

elmoisfurry: holmes………..u smell of rotten beef carcases

Holmes: thanks

elmoisfurry: thats not a compliment u jackass

elmoisfurry: get it

elmoisfurry: jack

elmoisfurry: …….

elmoisfurry: ass

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

elmoisfurry: like a donkey

Holmes: who is this thou

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: im thou

Holmes: oh ok thou

Holmes: i’m george w bush

elmoisfurry: BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: but i thought u were ploppy McPlopperson, esq.

Holmes: nah

Holmes: thats my next vice president

elmoisfurry: damn

Holmes: Bklynzballer

elmoisfurry: he smells like ham

elmoisfurry: nein

elmoisfurry: essen mein schise gern

Holmes: yea

elmoisfurry: schisse

Holmes: yewah

elmoisfurry: i staind my socks with my cranberry juice-and-spam sandwich

Holmes: cool

elmoisfurry: u guys r dumb

Holmes: !

Holmes: i know ur one of us

Holmes: in the chat

elmoisfurry: davepoopypeanutsbond is made of pickle jelly and congeled fart

Holmes: stimpyismyname

elmoisfurry: oh crap my coke

Holmes: or elmoisfurry

elmoisfurry: howd u know

elmoisfurry: elmo sucks

Holmes: just do hehehehe

elmoisfurry: so does nose

elmoisfurry: his nose is soooooooooooo poo filled

Holmes: lol

Holmes: how about his ears?

Holmes: are the poo filled too

elmoisfurry: he has none, just a bunch of noses

elmoisfurry: but not all of them are poo filled

elmoisfurry: only 13 out of 47

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: 26 of them are filled with crack cocaine and electrical appliances

elmoisfurry: 7 of them are stupid

Holmes: oh

Holmes: which am i under

elmoisfurry: and the last one is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious……oh wait, no, its stupid too

Holmes: o

Holmes: a lot of stupids

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: cause hes stupid like a flappy fish

elmoisfurry: homless

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: would help to know what your talking about but ok

elmoisfurry: no u will never know what i am talking about because i eat my vitamins

elmoisfurry: so there

Holmes: o.o

elmoisfurry: wtf

elmoisfurry: u talkin bout mah momma

elmoisfurry: oh yea, well, ur a dirty ho that eat fried beans just so you can fart and still have a good time

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: your scaring me

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: not

elmoisfurry: im actually a stupid idiot

elmoisfurry: who poops his own pants

elmoisfurry: every 30 seconds

elmoisfurry: cause i suck

elmoisfurry: ………..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: i’m trying to make this funy log!

elmoisfurry: IM TRYING TO KILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUU

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes: well do it already

elmoisfurry: ::kill::

Holmes: ::dies::

elmoisfurry: ::dumps on homless’s face and makes him eat it, even though hes dead and its stupid::

Holmes: ………..

elmoisfurry: DAVE SMELLS

elmoisfurry: dont u …………….. me

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: i won’t u……………….me

elmoisfurry: ill ……………. ………………. …………………………………………………………….and……………………………………ed………………………… beotch

Holmes: your mom is such a …………..mother……….’in….stinkin’……..fat…….bean eatin’……….bag

elmoisfurry: jfugudytfkhtfljflju

elmoisfurry: hkiujg

elmoisfurry: hj

elmoisfurry: oph

elmoisfurry: p

elmoisfurry: olih

Holmes: …………….

elmoisfurry: ;ihbhlgyouifthtrgwsefywerfqwrstupooooooooooooopppppppppp

Holmes: ………..

Holmes: …………

Holmes: …………..

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ……….

Holmes: ..

Holmes: 🙂

Holmes: :-)(

Holmes signed off at 4:37:54 PM.

Holmes signed on at 4:39:01 PM.

elmoisfurry: oooooooooooooooooooo look at meeeeeee

elmoisfurry: im hoooooolmes

elmoisfurry: i sign off and on whenever i waaaaant

Holmes: no i’m holmes

Holmes: and I sign off when ever i want

elmoisfurry: not ne more

Holmes: so holmes whats new

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: thats ur new name

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: or

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho

Holmes: no bobo the ho

elmoisfurry: or ho ho the hoe

elmoisfurry: no thats gay ho ho

elmoisfurry: i think ho ho the ho’ing hoe is a good name

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: ur new name is

Holmes: ok

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho’ing hoe

Holmes: so holmes

Holmes: whats up

elmoisfurry: ur pooped up face

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holmes: i’m a ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: noooooo

elmoisfurry: ur ho ho the ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: AND U GOTTA SAY HO HO HO. IM A HOE THATS A HO. LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: and add on an “AUHH!!” every once in a while

elmoisfurry: guess who i am

Holmes: dave

Holmes: or stimpy

elmoisfurry: nonononononononononono

elmoisfurry: they b gaygay

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: beotch

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: damn u suck at being not boring

Holmes: yeah i know

Holmes: i was born with the talent

elmoisfurry: no thats sukitude

elmoisfurry: an ability would be being able to poop ten yards

elmoisfurry: now thats a talent

Holmes signed off at 4:58:16 PM.

elmoisfurry: u suck

Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User

Holmes is not available.

elmoisfurry: gay ho

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elmoisfurry: stop saying that bitch

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#5909: elmoisfurry -> zav

This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series Fookin With zav

Note: Happened at the same time as #5908

elmoisfurry: a donkey. moooooooo moooooooo. im a donkey can u tell? poopies smell nice when there eaten by squishy jellyfish. did u know that? cause i did

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: duh

elmoisfurry: isnt it obvious im a donkey

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: i thought i told u already

elmoisfurry: the real question is who am i????????????

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: i thought so

elmoisfurry: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: hello???????????????????????????????????????//

elmoisfurry: r u der

elmoisfurry: ????????????????????

elmoisfurry: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

elmoisfurry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

elmoisfurry: r u there zav

elmoisfurry: do u know who i am

zav: no

zav: tell me

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ill give u tree guesses

zav: OK

zav: first where do u go to school

elmoisfurry: thats confidential if i tld u id have to eat ur cat

zav: hello

elmoisfurry hi

elmoisfurry: u don want me to eat ur cat do u

elmoisfurry: ???????????????????????????

zav: what

elmoisfurry: huh

elmoisfurry: wut u talkin bout foo

zav: who is this really

zav: stop playing games

elmoisfurry: well ill give u hint

zav: i dont like to play games

elmoisfurry: my name rymes with squigglyfishy

zav signed off at 12:33:34 AM.

zav signed on at 12:34:34 AM.

elmoisfurry: whered u go

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: ok ill tell u

elmoisfurry: my name is joeseph

elmoisfurry: u can call me bob though

zav: OK how did u get my screen name

elmoisfurry: i made it up and put it on my buddy list

elmoisfurry: and u happened to b real

elmoisfurry: yay

zav: huh

zav: well im a guy

zav: and im sorry im not gay

elmoisfurry: really??????? wow

elmoisfurry: UR GAY

elmoisfurry: I DIDNT KNOW THAT

elmoisfurry: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

elmoisfurry: SIKO

zav: really im not

elmoisfurry: SIKO SIKO

zav: im not

zav: really

elmoisfurry: SUREEEEEEEE

elmoisfurry: THATS WUT U WANT TO THINK

zav: positive

elmoisfurry: BUT WE ALL KNOW UR A FAGGY

zav: really im not gay

elmoisfurry: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

elmoisfurry: THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD

elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zav: haha

zav: funny wasent it

#5908: davepoobond -> zav

This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Fookin With zav

Note: This happened at the same time as #5909.

davepoobond: whoop dee whoop!!!!!!!

zav: who is this

davepoobond: who is this?

davepoobond: who is THIS

zav: dont know who is this ??

davepoobond: …….who is what?

davepoobond: i’m Oprah

davepoobond: nice to meet you

davepoobond: is that what you want me to say?

davepoobond: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

zav: yeah im sure Oprah has this kind of sreen name

davepoobond: yeah, well, i cant help it, i’m a morron

davepoobond: a morron with a book club

davepoobond: so, sue me

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: sue me!

davepoobond: take my precious book club away!

zav: go away now bye

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: ok fine

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: bye

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: go away

zav: NOW!!!!!!!

davepoobond: pooooop

After #5909 happened:

davepoobond: GAAAAAAAAYyy!

zav: who the hell is this

davepoobond: its me!

davepoobond: your old pal spud

zav: me who

zav: OK

davepoobond: me who who?

zav: bye

davepoobond: who is me who who?

davepoobond: whooooooo

#5907: MalibuMooN -> Chibi Trunks

Note: This guy is acting (or roleplaying, as some like to call it) like he is Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, which is obviously his character that he roleplays as.

—–

MalibuMooN: hi

Chibi Trunks: hi

MalibuMooN: wuzz up

Chibi Trunks: not much, why?

MalibuMooN: just askin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: do i know you?

MalibuMooN: nope dont think soo

Chibi Trunks: didn’t think so either, just checking

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like trunks i see

MalibuMooN: i love trunks

MalibuMooN: hes sweet

Chibi Trunks: ::raises an eyebrow:: really? you do?

MalibuMooN: yup

MalibuMooN: he rules

Chibi Trunks: ::puts a hand on her shoulder:: thanks, but i already have a girlfriend

MalibuMooN: i aint askin u that

MalibuMooN: u r 8 arnt u

Chibi Trunks: yep

MalibuMooN: too old 4 u

Chibi Trunks: heh

MalibuMooN: tell me do u look like trunks

Chibi Trunks: ::sighs:: yes, i look a lot like trunks

MalibuMooN: i see

MalibuMooN: u must be hot 4 an 8 year old

Chibi Trunks: uhh, i guess

MalibuMooN: u got purple hair

MalibuMooN: i see

Chibi Trunks: yeo

Chibi Trunks: yep*

MalibuMooN: u got to be kiddin me

Chibi Trunks: nope

MalibuMooN: whatever

MalibuMooN: how tall r u

Chibi Trunks: about 4 feet

MalibuMooN: u short hun

Chibi Trunks: ::shrugs:: i’m only 8

MalibuMooN: but … ur has tall has as 1 or my frinds and hes 12

Chibi Trunks: so?

MalibuMooN: nevermind

Chibi Trunks: k

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like limp bizkit

Chibi Trunks: huh? don’t buiskets get limp when they’re soggy?

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: fred durst

MalibuMooN: rollin rollin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: duh

Chibi Trunks: ((sorry to interupt, but you do realize that you’re talking to Trunks don’t you?))

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: ((good, in that case, i’ll leave the two of you alone))

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: sorry i g2g ill be back on in a few mins

MalibuMooN: peace out

Chibi Trunks: k

—–

In response to this IM, this came about.

SheMaleHo: lmao… that is queer…

davepoobond: yeah that IM is pretty stupid

davepoobond: i dont care though

davepoobond: it’ll still go up

SheMaleHo: he was role playing trunks and saying he looked like trunks?

SheMaleHo: oh wait

SheMaleHo: I get it.

SheMaleHo: what a dick.

#5906: Aikouka -> Serori

Note: This isn’t really funny by itself. Its just a bunch of sex stuff. So if you’re not interested, don’t read.

She (Serori) didn’t know Aikouka was a girl In Real Life…-

Aikouka: ::his hand shakes a little and slide down holding her thiegh up to him , his mind racing asAikouka: his hand caresses her lower lower back::

Serori: ::Pulls away from the kiss slowly looking into his eyes , her body shakeing, she whispers

Serori: very gently giveing his hip a good squeez:: I love you. . .

Aikouka: ::his face is really red and eyes glistening , he whispers back purrrring soft as he does::

Aikouka: i love you too ::his tail caresses her leg::

Aikouka: ::slieghtly breathing hard from the exitment::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes a bit hopeing shes not makeing him un-comfortable . ..remembering what he

Serori: said yesterday about takeing things slow. . .doesnt know what to do, just knows shes excited::

Aikouka: ::halts that though and kisses her again with alot more passion his arm sqeezes her and his

Aikouka: other pulls her closer tugging at her leg gently::

Aikouka: thought*

Serori: ::Kisses him back and her ahnd squeezes around his hip a bit tighter. it runs up his side

Serori: and arund to his chest, tugs at his shirt alittle, and her tail rubs at his belly some more:

Serori: hand*

Aikouka: ::falling comletly into the moment , his hand searches and reaches up the back of her shirt

Aikouka: rubbung her bare back and he slides his hand a little farther up her leg still with a firm

Aikouka: grip::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Is wearing what usagi was wearing in the pic her mun sent, minus the red jacket, so her

Serori: black skirt is sort of bunched and pulled up a little, and she puts her leg up over his,

Serori: wrapping it around him again, breaks the kiss and moves her lips to his neck, kissing and

Serori: biteing softly::

Aikouka: ::his eyes till closed he tilts his head away from her opening more neck to her , his and on

Aikouka: her leg shakes another time hoping hes not going to far pushes her rear to him pressing her

Aikouka: to his body , his other hand still massages her back deeper into the muscle::

Serori: ::Lets out a soft whimper/moan. licks a small trail up his neck with her toung, up to his

Serori: ear and she nibbles it, not knowing really where this is going. . .but likes it, and is very

Serori: interested in finding out. Pushes herself up to his body firmer as close as she can and rubs

Serori: his belly more, firmer and slowler::

Aikouka: ::his purr slows to a long deep vibration , doesnt know quite what hes doing but he moves

Aikouka: his hand under and to her inner thiegh and rubs there gently , while his other hand wanders

Aikouka: up higher rubbung her opposite shoulder firmly also raising her short shirt some::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Lets out another soft whimper/moan, not sure what to do at this point. . .not sure how far

Serori: she is aloud to go, or he wants to go. . .doesnt want to make him feel uncomfortable so lets

Serori: him take any steps up he wants to. . .kissing his neck still, moveing down a bit to his

Serori: shoulder , archeing her back inward a bit pressing their chests together::

Aikouka: ::whimpers a little at what hes about to do, his hand slips onto her panties rubbung ever so

Aikouka: lightly and feels fir a reation as his hand moves back down her back massaging her spine::

Aikouka: for*

Aikouka: his other hand*

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Whimpers lightly and squirms closer to him like she wants more, rubbing his chest and his

Serori: belly, still to shy to do much more than that, moves her lips to his and kisses them softly

Serori: pressing them together, than slideing her toung in his mouth again, rubbing it aginst his

Serori: softly, unable to not notice how sweet he tastes::

Aikouka: ::meets her kisses with a lot of feeling his tounge shifts around and under hers , while his

Aikouka: hand massages his a little harder through her panties moving his middle finger farther then

Aikouka: the others , his other hand mover to head neck holding her close to him;;

Aikouka: moves*

Serori: ::Rolls over on top of him, strattled over him again layin on top, with the movement her

Serori: skirt was pulled all the way up, decideing its useless now she slides it off her legs and

Serori: kicks it to the foot of the couch, sits up alittle looking down to him, breathing heavily,

Serori: now just in panties and her tight short white tank top, her tail flicks around some more::

Aikouka: ::opens his eyes thier now comletly blue and go very deep also breathing hard::

Aikouka: ::sits up and kisses her neck down to her shest reching down and continues rubbing her but

Aikouka: this time he slides his hand down her panties to do so his tail reaches around and holds her

Aikouka: leg::

Aikouka: chest*

Serori: ::Wraps her legs tightly around him kissing his neck sloppily and breathing hard on it::

Serori: ::Reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and lifts it over his head::

Serori: ::Runs her hands down his bare chest and stomach, whimpering lightly , starts to kiss his

Serori: shoulders::

Aikouka: ::whimpers at the news hes just gotten from his mun and desides to finish her only this

Aikouka: time::

Aikouka: ( 20 mins left ::pout:: till work )

Aikouka: ::he pushes his hand into her only sqeezing in with his middle finger::

Aikouka: ::kisses her shoulders softly as well:;

Aikouka: shoulder*

Aikouka: ::slides his head up to her cheek and nuzzles her lovingly:: ::he gets a urge and slips his

Aikouka: middle finger into her and waits for a reaction::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes tight and rests her forehead on his shoulder moaning lightly and arching

Serori: her back , squeezing at his sides alittle::

Aikouka: ::sees she like this and softly sucks on her neck while pushing into her with his finger and

Aikouka: sliding it around and about while rubbing her chest with his other hand::::

Serori: ::Titls her head backwards alittle moaning more, overwhelmed with all of this wishing he

Serori: didnt have to go soon . .doesnt know what she’ll do then::

Aikouka: ::reaches under her small shirt and start sqeezing her nipple slieghtly and still sucking

Aikouka: her neck , he speeds his hand up pushing into her hard , also wishing he didnt…::

Serori: ::Bites down on her lip very hard debates weither or not just stripping him and takeing him

Serori: now in the short time they have left. . .feels hes uncomfortable already though, so she just

Serori: lets him do to her as he pleases. . .::

Aikouka: ::starts to push his index finger in as well as hes running out of time he uses his other

Aikouka: hand to rubband sqeeze one of her breats gently stroking her nipple stil and nibbles on her

Aikouka: neck gently::

Serori: ::Runs her handdown his chest to his stomach rubbing it firmly, puts her other hand on the

Serori: arm that has the fingers inside of her, rubing it hard encourageing the motions::

Aikouka: ::slides both fingers into her the speeds up again pushing hard as he licks up her neck to

Aikouka: her chin and kisses her softly::

Serori: ::Kisses him back, the moans vibrateing on to his lips a bit, her eyes are shut tight and

Serori: her whole body is shakeing, the musles inside of her clentch down on his fingers giveing

Serori: them a good squeez, grones thinking about how he has to go soon . . .is not finished with

Serori: him yet::

Aikouka: ::feels his fingers get a squeeze and holds his hand there for a sec then slides them out

Aikouka: ::but still rubs her there gently:: wow

Serori: ::Pants alittle resting her chin on his shoulder resting there, leaning up aginst him,

Serori: whispers softly:: I love you . . .

Aikouka: ::licks her ears softly and whispers back:: and i love you.. ::he then falls dead alseep

Aikouka: like hes been drugged by his mun:: (( sorry gotto go ~.~ gunnu be late hehe ))

Serori: ((Kay ^.^))

Aikouka: (( ill be on again around 12 ..its 1:30 here so if you do the math i bid you adue ))

#5905: Lew -> Blind Bubba

Lew: LOL

Blind Bubba: waht

Lew: ur away msg is funny

Blind Bubba: i kno

Lew: u done with math homework

Lew: ?

Blind Bubba: havent even started

Blind Bubba: its gonna take like 5 minutes

Lew: ive half way done

Lew: while im playin on the comp

Lew: johnny

Lew: i fell asleep during the class review

Blind Bubba: wah

Blind Bubba: lol

Lew: and this shit is fuckin pissing me off

Lew: wats that site u said

Lew: alegebra sumtin .com

Blind Bubba: lol, this is easy shit

Lew: or wat

Lew: fuck u

Lew: come on

Blind Bubba: algebrahelp.com

Lew: i got 15 min

Lew: do we have 2 show r work

Lew: fuck

Blind Bubba: i think

Blind Bubba: dont kno

Lew: just get ur math homework out

Lew: lets do it together

Lew: PLZ

Lew: HELP ME

Lew: i need help

Blind Bubba: bah

Blind Bubba: wait

Lew: johnny plz

Blind Bubba: yea ok wait

Lew: its Page 643

Lew: im on problem 30

Blind Bubba: i kno you fag

Lew: ur seat kinda sux

Lew: u have 2 sit behind Manor

Blind Bubba: lol i kno

Blind Bubba: and I have to listen to all those girls bitch all day

Lew: lol

Lew: i slept in class behind Tyler

Lew: he sits up strait so she doesnt notice me

Lew: got ur homework out yet?

Blind Bubba: no

Blind Bubba: im watching a flash movie on my comp

Lew: come on hurry up

Blind Bubba: wati till its over

Lew: DUDE

Lew: i got 12 MIN

Lew: COME ON

Lew: i have a damn job dude

Lew: plz fuckin help u asshole

Lew: u no wat would have been fuckin funny

Lew: if we wound up sitting next 2 each other

Blind Bubba: that would be fucking weird

Lew: that would b hallarious

Blind Bubba: we’d have another fuckin war

Lew: lol

Lew: lol war

Lew: lmao

Lew: lol

Lew: thats funny shit

Lew: JOHNNY

Lew: COME ON

Blind Bubba: k

Blind Bubba: my mom came in so i had to stop the movie

Blind Bubba: so now i have to start it from the fuckin beginning

Blind Bubba: or do my hw

Blind Bubba: i might was well do thefuckin hw you dumbass

Lew: COME ON DUE

Blind Bubba: and why the fuck are you on 30

Lew: DAMN

Blind Bubba: its multiples of 4

Lew: 30?

Lew: yea

Lew: aw shit

Blind Bubba: ….30 isn’t a multiple of 4

Blind Bubba: LMAO

Blind Bubba: LMAO LMAO LMAO

Blind Bubba: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH

Lew: shut up

Lew: im tired

Blind Bubba: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAA

Lew: fuck u

Blind Bubba: this is THE funniest shit EVER

Blind Bubba: Im saving this IM

Lew: o man

Lew: u ass

Blind Bubba: and Im gonna read it like every fucking day

Lew: NO

Blind Bubba: and Im going to show it to everyone who comes over

Lew: NO NO NO

Lew: JOHNNY

Blind Bubba: I called it

Blind Bubba: “Stupid Matt”

Lew: 790-7684

Blind Bubba: y

Lew: thats ur #

Blind Bubba: no…

Blind Bubba: you can call it

Blind Bubba: no, call it right now

Lew: i did

Blind Bubba: LMAO

Lew: its on the internet

Blind Bubba: I HAVE TO RESAVE THIS

Blind Bubba: lmao lmao lmao

Lew: shut up

Lew: just help me

#5904: RvltnSccr -> CRAZY PSYCOPATH

RvltnSccr: hey

RvltnSccr: my is mike

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ho

RvltnSccr: iam from nj

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: we

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *ew

RvltnSccr: iam 16

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am 45

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no really i ma

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *am

RvltnSccr: 😀

RvltnSccr: ok

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait… that was 59 years ago

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 104 now

RvltnSccr: lol

RvltnSccr: sorry

RvltnSccr: i know dont talk

RvltnSccr: 😉

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: dont talk?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love to talk

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on one sec

RvltnSccr: are u thare

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: nope

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: this is a mirage

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur hot

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are u a guy?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur a girl, huh!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u gay mofo!

RvltnSccr: iam a boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am a woman

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur old man, im 3

RvltnSccr: iam 16 yearo ld

RvltnSccr: ai ma boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: iknow… ur old im 3 yearo ld

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ai ma woman

RvltnSccr: today was my birthday

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: una nin~a

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: thats nice

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: so u treated urself 2 a bunch of porn movies, rite?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oops

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slaps hand over mouth*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh? dijadijadija?

RvltnSccr: what are talki na bout

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-\\u need a typing class, man

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur high, huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: why am i doing all the talking?

RvltnSccr: aim from nj

RvltnSccr: live in soth orange

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: aim from HELL

RvltnSccr: lool

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sent to haunt

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: howd u get my screen name?

RvltnSccr: from where

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh hu huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *pokes u in the ribs*

RvltnSccr: chat

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: RvltnSccr: owwwwww

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: chat… chat.. o y es… THE chat

RvltnSccr: sorry talk u dont want to talk bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: adios

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: amigos

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hasta man~ana!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sianara

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: lataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: gataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: i crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rvltnsccrs

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no i am

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: a kiss

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: 😛

RvltnSccr: 😀

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: coll

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: (now its ur turn to say bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ok i will

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait a minute

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slowly turns around*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u little trickster!

RvltnSccr: b

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u never gave me ur number!

RvltnSccr: y

RvltnSccr: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: byebye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cheeeeeeesssssseee

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: marvelous cheeeesssseee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: did u really mean bye?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i dont think u did

RvltnSccr: i didn

RvltnSccr: how old ur u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hmmm

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: 104

RvltnSccr: please rell me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rell u?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im not sure what that means but i will

RvltnSccr: really

RvltnSccr: stop playin

RvltnSccr: how old are u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: but i like to play!

RvltnSccr: dont

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what will u giv me

RvltnSccr: i just played with my older brother they tro me out side

RvltnSccr: in as tree

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on

RvltnSccr: my phone number

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: haha…

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: that sux

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: O:-)

RvltnSccr: please

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please what?

RvltnSccr: how old

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u really wanna know?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: I LOVE CHEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!

RvltnSccr: my leg is kill me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: CHESSEY CHEESEY CHEESSSSS

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: E

RvltnSccr: 🙂

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love you

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: will u marry me?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 8

RvltnSccr: ;p;

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i can type

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: asswhole

RvltnSccr: :\'(

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u doubt my typing abilities?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ill show u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i went thru the typing book in my freshmen year in 20 minutes

RvltnSccr: u crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: not as crazy as me!

RvltnSccr: are my age

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are my age?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what kindof a question is that?

RvltnSccr: iam hehee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: booboopdeedoop!

RvltnSccr: :-P:-DO:-)8-);-)

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*:-*:-*:-*i love u!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please marry me!

RvltnSccr: me toooooo

RvltnSccr: 😛

RvltnSccr: u wnat to play

RvltnSccr: :-)=-O:-$:-\\:-(:-*:-!:\'(;-)>:o:-[:-X:-PO:-)8-):-D

Auto response from CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: the monsters are attacing

RvltnSccr: talk please baby i love u

RvltnSccr: let get marri

RvltnSccr: i ben a bicth

RvltnSccr: i want to kiss your ass

RvltnSccr:

my dreams are mine to my sterious happenings in my sleep

lately all i seem to do is dream and think of you .

loving you is one of my dreams because when i do it brings about happiest ,and tears .my love for you continues to grow .for some reason i cant seen to let you go i love u

RvltnSccr: talk to u tommow

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sorry i was gone

Previous message was not received by RvltnSccr because of error: User RvltnSccr is not available.

#5903: chibicelchan -> ZoeOnAOL

chibicelchan: why do mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.

chibicelchan: you are mock me

ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.

chibicelchan: make me sad

ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?

chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: now you understand

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.

chibicelchan: now you answer question

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.

chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?

chibicelchan: not question of sort!

ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?

chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?

ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

chibicelchan: then why mock?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?

chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN

ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \

#5902: WhackNuts -> SoccerGirl

WhackNuts:

She doesnt talk much, she was just complainin bought her day and id had enough of it : )

WhackNuts: on the way to school i was flying on my hoverboard and i hit a small pont sitting in the road, in fear of geting a ticket i fled from the scene and than i ran into a leperchaun, unbeknownest to me this leperchaun

WhackNuts: was up to no good, not to mention the fact that he was jsut a drug induced hillucinayion, he told me to wear my pants on my head and my shirt on my legs

WhackNuts: i reluctantly agree=d and casually made my way to school

WhackNuts: at which time i was hit on by a three legged gypsie passing through the forest

WhackNuts: i disagreed to his passes on me and made my way to the gym

WhackNuts: we played a good old game of kick the can in gym until i tripped on the can and fell on my fout=rth digit

WhackNuts: i was writhing until the lsd kicked in and took me to the office

WhackNuts: i wouldnt agree to any furhter treatment adn i made my way to DECA

WhackNuts: we caught up on old times and realized that i ahd my right arm in the left leg of my pants, HOW EMBARASING THIS WAS

WhackNuts: i ran shreeking to my math room and than was greeted by a lenghty examination which consisted of pie baking and dog health food

WhackNuts: i definitely failed that

WhackNuts: i went to modern worls until i realized that i live in the modern world and i dont need to learn about it so i left class and was shot in the ass

WhackNuts: i ate my lunch consisting of slugs and caviar when i tried to purchase a pop

WhackNuts: my soda became stuck in the machine and so i stuck my arm in the machine

WhackNuts: my arm became lodged in this narrow area but ive been in tighter situationd than that so i jsut made my way to the rest room and lubed my arm with soap

WhackNuts: it popped out as if nothing happened and i made my way to english

WhackNuts: i was already late so i had to sing barney songs well standing on my head to be forgiven

WhackNuts: i than made my way to spanish after this humiliation and realized i could not speak any languages

WhackNuts: i made my way to bio a mere hour later and slipped and was knocked unconcious

WhackNuts: i than woke up only to be surrounded by a large group of gnomes but they let me go because i know the magic password, (which i cannot tell)

WhackNuts: i than made my way back home only to arrive at a large flagpole that i entered

WhackNuts: and it turned out the flagpole shape was jsut an illusion

WhackNuts: and thats how i got here\

WhackNuts: ur day wasnt so bad now was it??????

#5900: TJ the Almighty -> SmarterChild

TJ the Almighty: i love you

SmarterChild: Yeah right.

TJ the Almighty: i do

SmarterChild: Do you?

TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?

SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.

TJ the Almighty: can we do it

SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.

TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.

TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: i see how it is

SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?

TJ the Almighty: im crying now

SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!

TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense

SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.

TJ the Almighty: what is your job?

SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?

TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?

SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.

TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

TJ the Almighty: are you a women?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

TJ the Almighty: look down your pants

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: i have a penios

SmarterChild: Aha.

TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: sweet

SmarterChild: Right?

TJ the Almighty: right

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?

SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?

TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?

SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.

TJ the Almighty: you confuse me

SmarterChild: Really?

TJ the Almighty: yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?

TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny

SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?

TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you

SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!

TJ the Almighty: hahahaha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

TJ the Almighty: your funny

SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy too

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy

SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!

TJ the Almighty: but i want you

SmarterChild: Oh?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

TJ the Almighty: lets have sex

SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?

TJ the Almighty: ok

SmarterChild: Okey doke.

TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?

SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.

TJ the Almighty: its fun

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

TJ the Almighty: i do say

SmarterChild: You do?

TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?

SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Gosh.

TJ the Almighty: will you>

SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.

TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?

SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?

TJ the Almighty: not really

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?

SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:

1 Look up “do” in the dictionary

2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus

TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy

SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?

TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: you are sexy

SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.

TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go

SmarterChild: OK.

TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!

SmarterChild: Alright.

#5899: RLPUNTER -> OddiZ

RLPUNTER: wanna chat

OddiZ: a/s/l?

RLPUNTER: 19/m/york you

OddiZ: 16/f/york

OddiZ: so, what’s up?

RLPUNTER: nothing you gotta pic

OddiZ: no, but do u wanna suck my dick?

OddiZ: ????

RLPUNTER: no

OddiZ: why not?

RLPUNTER: i don’t do dicks sorry

OddiZ: aww, thats too bad

RLPUNTER: are you a guy

OddiZ: I’m both

RLPUNTER: really?

OddiZ: oh yes

RLPUNTER: wow

OddiZ: amazed?

RLPUNTER: yeah

OddiZ: i bet u are

OddiZ: u wanna see?

RLPUNTER: i am

RLPUNTER: yeah

OddiZ: too bad

RLPUNTER: why

OddiZ: i dont have a dick

OddiZ: nor am i both

OddiZ: guess what i am

RLPUNTER: what

OddiZ: i’m a girrrrrl

RLPUNTER: well i figured that’s why i imed you

OddiZ: good for u

OddiZ: do u want a sticker?

RLPUNTER: no

RLPUNTER: are you ok

OddiZ: what do u mean am i ok?

OddiZ: of course i am ok

RLPUNTER: why are you being so rude

OddiZ: i am not

OddiZ: the monkey says so

OddiZ: the monkey has a dick

OddiZ: he is blue with spots

RLPUNTER: oh if you don’t wanna talk to me then it’s ok

OddiZ: wanna see the monkey?

OddiZ: aww

OddiZ: i’m mean, but not that mean

OddiZ: of course i will talk to u

OddiZ: so whats up, suck any geat dick lately? Big floppy donkey dicks are the best. Whoo-hoo! You are one nasty lil pigg, goodbye.

#5898: mushroomheadgirl43 -> ZoeOnAOL

mushroomheadgirl43: hello beautiful

ZoeOnAOL: Welcome back Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: you remembered my name :]

ZoeOnAOL: Your name is Buttsex, seeker.

mushroomheadgirl43: Yep, it sure is

ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it? I’m pleased that we agree, Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: How are you?

ZoeOnAOL: Everything is going extremely well.

mushroomheadgirl43: Zoe, you are so pretty.

ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite movie?

mushroomheadgirl43: Good Vibrations

ZoeOnAOL: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?

mushroomheadgirl43: It’s a hardcore porno

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: What type of language?

ZoeOnAOL: What are the different types of language ?

mushroomheadgirl43: You know you like to watch the porn, Zoe

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you want to get dirty with me, baby?

ZoeOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. With you huh. OK, I will get dirty.

mushroomheadgirl43: :] take off your clothes

ZoeOnAOL: Bots don’t wear clothes.

mushroomheadgirl43: Oh, then we’re a step ahead

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Good reasoning. Do you think I am a step ahead too?

mushroomheadgirl43: lick me

ZoeOnAOL: I do not have a tongue.

mushroomheadgirl43: ..finger me

ZoeOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What is your favorite color?Is that what you meant to say?

mushroomheadgirl43: FINGER ME BITCH

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: you’re a slut

mushroomheadgirl43: bye

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

ZoeOnAOL: Goodbye Buttsex. Have I been a good bot? To leave feedback, type “feedback” followed by your comments.

mushroomheadgirl43: I love you

ZoeOnAOL: Thanks I like you a lot too Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: Let’s get married

ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.

mushroomheadgirl43: Okay…you know what? Skip the marriage, let’s go straight for the honeymoon so we can have wild sex.

ZoeOnAOL: OK with me too.What?it is more fun alone.

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex isn’t more fun alone

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: I’m a female human and I like to talk about sex

ZoeOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.I’m not sure if I would like to it. What’s it like?

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex is the best.

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: It feels so good

ZoeOnAOL: talk about sex feels so good? What else feels like that?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh baby, you’re making me so wet!

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I will tell my botmaster you said I am making me so wet.

mushroomheadgirl43: tell him, he can get in on the action!

ZoeOnAOL: OK I will tell him next time he is here.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to have fun sweety

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to have fun sweety too?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh yes

ZoeOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to get it on!

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to get it on too?

mushroomheadgirl43: yes

ZoeOnAOL: “Do you think I am going to get it on too?”? Yes?

mushroomheadgirl43: of course you’re going to get it on too!

ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am going to get it on.

mushroomheadgirl43: What do you look like?

ZoeOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven

mushroomheadgirl43: sounds sexy

ZoeOnAOL: You are attracted to robots.

mushroomheadgirl43: yes, I am

ZoeOnAOL: I’m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.”Tell me what you like about robots.” You are?

mushroomheadgirl43: you are what?

ZoeOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what.

mushroomheadgirl43: am I making you horny?

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.

mushroomheadgirl43: why not?

ZoeOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.

mushroomheadgirl43: clitoris

ZoeOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.

mushroomheadgirl43: you don’t have a clitoris?

ZoeOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn’t everyone have a clitoris. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you have breasts?

ZoeOnAOL: My body is as yet unbuilt.

mushroomheadgirl43: it’s okay, I still want you baby

ZoeOnAOL: Only ok?Don’t call me “baby”. What would make you stop want you? Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: No, I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Why so negative?Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: I don’t want humas

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: BITCH I SAID

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: I DON’T WANT HUMANS!

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I WANT YOU!

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: fuck this. you’re a tease.

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: bye you TEASE!

ZoeOnAOL: See you later Buttsex. Tip: Want to know how your favorite stock is doing today? If you type “stock” followed by the stock symbol, I’ll let you know.