davepoobond: do u live in Iraq?

BLACKLABL: CUNT

BLACKLABL: NO

davepoobond: hey hey hey

davepoobond: thats not nice

davepoobond: dude, chill

BLACKLABL: SAYING I LIVE IN IRAQ ISNT NICE

davepoobond: i didnt say that

BLACKLABL: THEIR THE DIRTYEST NASTYEST SCUM ON THE EARTH

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: i’m glad you think highly of them

BLACKLABL: DO U LIVE THERE

BLACKLABL: CUNT?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i live in my potty

BLACKLABL: ARE U GAY

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i dont suppose

BLACKLABL: BASEBOY90 IS MY FATHER

BLACKLABL: BITCH

davepoobond: dude

davepoobond: why did you call me a bitch

davepoobond: i didnt do nothing

BLACKLABL: CUZ YOUR A BITCH

BLACKLABL: DO I GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I LIVE IN IRAQ

davepoobond: yes, you do actually

davepoobond: why do you ask?

BLACKLABL: HOWS THAT CUNT

davepoobond: arent you already?

davepoobond: i’m not a cunt

davepoobond: thats rude

BLACKLABL: U R WHAT U EAT?

BLACKLABL: WILL U SUCK MY DICK?

davepoobond: havent you ever learned manners at the zoo?

davepoobond: no. get a rhino to do it

BLACKLABL: WELL FUK U THEN

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: fuck yoooooooooou

BLACKLABL: WILL YOU?

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: when?

BLACKLABL: YES!

BLACKLABL: FREAKIN RITE NOW

davepoobond: YEEEEEEEEHAW!

davepoobond: ::poops in your mouth::

davepoobond: hahahah!

davepoobond: i fucked you up!

BLACKLABL: RIDE MY CACK

BLACKLABL: U FUCKED ME HARD

davepoobond: lol. you have a CACK?

BLACKLABL: A CACK

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: a cack is a gay sheep

davepoobond: didnt they teach u that at school?

BLACKLABL: HAHAHA

BLACKLABL: NO

BLACKLABL: BUT WILL U GIMME HEAD OR WHAT?

BLACKLABL: ARE WE GUNNA FUCK OR WHAT>

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you’re gay

davepoobond: thats what

BLACKLABL: NO I WANT YOU

davepoobond: but i dont want you

BLACKLABL: COME HERE

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: go away

davepoobond: perv

BLACKLABL: PPLEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEE

BLACKLABL: FINE THEN BITCH

BLACKLABL: FREAKIN PRUDE BITCH

davepoobond: go eat a prune

davepoobond: ya 1 inch pencil dick

davepoobond: hahaah

davepoobond: you have a pencil dick

davepoobond: just wait till i tell my friends

BLACKLABL: IS THAT SUM N*GGER JACKED SAYING U HAVE

davepoobond: cuz then they’ll tell their friends

davepoobond: and they’ll tell their friends

davepoobond: and pretty soon you wont get laid!

davepoobond: EVER!

BLACKLABL: WHAT U SHOULD SEE MY MONSTER

davepoobond: monster what

davepoobond: monster bowels?

BLACKLABL: COCK

davepoobond: monster bladder?

BLACKLABL: CACK

davepoobond: cockatu?

BLACKLABL: DICK BITCH

BLACKLABL: ID TARE U IN HALF\

davepoobond: ew! you have a monster with a cack and a man named dick that is your bitch?

davepoobond: god damn, thats gay

BLACKLABL: WHERE THE FUK DID U GET THAT FROM RETARD?

davepoobond: how come you act so gay

BLACKLABL: I SAID I GOTTA MONSTER DICK

BLACKLABL: THATD TARE U IN HAL

BLACKLABL: F

davepoobond: lol! you have a monster dick?

BLACKLABL: SIZED

davepoobond: you have a MONSTER’s dick

davepoobond: ewwwwwww

davepoobond: size 9?

davepoobond: size 1?

BLACKLABL: INCHS

davepoobond: yeah, size 1 sounds monster

davepoobond: inchs?

BLACKLABL: INCHES BITCH

davepoobond: is that an ancient indian tribe?

davepoobond: there is no inches bitch

davepoobond: do u eat boogers?

BLACKLABL: OMG ARE U THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER

BLACKLABL: I EAT YOUR MOM

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: you cant eat my mom

BLACKLABL: WHY CUZ THATS YOUR JOB?

davepoobond: thats stupid

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you’re a stoner thats why

BLACKLABL: YEA YOU FUKIN WHORE

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i’m not a whore

davepoobond: i’m a pimp

BLACKLABL: OOOOOO NOW YOUR A STRAIGHT EDGE BITCH

davepoobond: you bastard

BLACKLABL: OH GOD YA RITE YOUR PRUDE AS FUK

davepoobond: yeah, i have a straight edge

davepoobond: i dont have a prune

BLACKLABL: UMMMM\

davepoobond: go eat prunes

BLACKLABL: U FUKIN EAT A DICK

davepoobond: purnes are dried plums

davepoobond: did you know that?

BLACKLABL: PRUDE

davepoobond: and banana peels are good for the heart too

BLACKLABL: NOT PRUNE YOU CUNT

davepoobond: prude?

davepoobond: what the fuck is a prude?

davepoobond: is that your family?

BLACKLABL: U ARE ONE FREAKIN FORIENGER

davepoobond: “hello. i’m a prude”

BLACKLABL: U DONT KNOW WHAT INCHES OR PRUDE MEANS

BLACKLABL: \ARE U A RETARD?

davepoobond: lol

BLACKLABL: SERIOUSLY IM MA AT U

davepoobond: of course i’m not a retard

BLACKLABL: YEA U ARE

BLACKLABL: MAYBE WELL TALK WHEN U GETTA GREEN CARD

davepoobond: i dont need a green card

davepoobond: i live in San Salvador

BLACKLABL: OH YOUR ILLEAGLE

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: actually

davepoobond: i live in Costa Rica

BLACKLABL: MAKE UP YOUR MIND

davepoobond: you know, with Jurassic Park?

BLACKLABL: ACTUALLY YOUR A BEANER SO SHUT UP

davepoobond: wait. i dont think i live there

davepoobond: i live in…..

BLACKLABL: YOUR AS

davepoobond: Greenland

BLACKLABL: S

davepoobond: i live in GREENLAND

BLACKLABL: BEANER VILLE

davepoobond: doooood

davepoobond: you suck a lot

davepoobond: and you’re a pigfuck

davepoobond: i cant believe it

davepoobond: you suck so much

davepoobond: guess what?

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: hahaha

BLACKLABL: YOUR MOM

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you got it wrong

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you suck

BLACKLABL: YOU SUCK ME\

davepoobond: guess what?

BLACKLABL: BITCH

davepoobond: no

BLACKLABL: GET ON YOUR KNEES

davepoobond: wrong again

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i live in a potty

davepoobond: in greenland

davepoobond: i cant get on my knees

BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH

davepoobond: no. i wont listen to you

davepoobond: lallalalalalaalalalalalalal

davepoobond: lalalalalala

davepoobond: you’re talking but i cant heeeeeaaaarrrrr you

BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH

davepoobond: NO

BLACKLABL: WHAT ARE U ON?

davepoobond: I WONT LISTEN TO YOUR MINDLESS CHATTER

BLACKLABL: CRACK/COCAINE

davepoobond: lemme guess. you want some too?

BLACKLABL: HEROIN?

BLACKLABL: OW CAN U BE SO DUMB?

davepoobond: yes. i’m on heroin

davepoobond: since you spelled heroine wrong

davepoobond: heroin is a girl hero

davepoobond: you idiot!

davepoobond: I CANT BE ON A GIRL HERO

davepoobond: LEARN HOW TO SPELL

davepoobond: WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL? A FARMER IN ENGLAND?

BLACKLABL: YEA HE WAS YOUR DAD

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: no…

davepoobond: i doubt that very much

davepoobond: is your name poop?

BLACKLABL: YOUR DADS A DIRT BEANER FARMER

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you can farm beans

davepoobond: but my dad cant

davepoobond: since he’s cool

davepoobond: so there

davepoobond: you’re a bastard

davepoobond: you know that?

davepoobond: i bet you dont have anything else to say

davepoobond: cuz you’re so stupid

davepoobond: heeeeeeelllllllooooooooooo, are you stupid?

davepoobond: dont say anything if you are

davepoobond: are you looking for kids with small penis’s?

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Then I signed on with a different screen name…

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davepoobond: hello. can i interst you in our products?

BLACKLABL: SHUT THE FUK UP

BLACKLABL: FUCKIN FAG

davepoobond: you’re a stupid head

BLACKLABL: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN COUNTRY

davepoobond: i’m just trying to make money

davepoobond: what country is that? Brazil?

BLACKLABL: THEN SUCK MY DICK

BLACKLABL: USA USA USA

davepoobond: no

BLACKLABL: ILL PAY U

davepoobond: you need Viagra or EnerX before i can even think of that

BLACKLABL: IF U GIMME THE GOOD NUT

BLACKLABL: K GIMME SUM AND ILL FUCK U

davepoobond: sir, i’m not selling nuts

davepoobond: i dont think you’re understanding

BLACKLABL: SHUT UP BITCH

BLACKLABL: SUCK MY DICK

davepoobond: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

davepoobond: no

BLACKLABL: FUK ME THEN

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i left my toilet seat at home

davepoobond: i cant travel without it

BLACKLABL: I DONT NEED VIAGRA

davepoobond: thats what everyone thinks

davepoobond: then they try to get an erection

davepoobond: and then “oh no! i cant get an erection”

BLACKLABL: I HAVE ONE RITE NOW

davepoobond: thats where we come along

davepoobond: surrreee ya do

BLACKLABL: UD BETTER HURRY

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you’d better shut up before that

BLACKLABL: WHAT BITCH

BLACKLABL: GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE

davepoobond: outta where?

BLACKLABL: MY COUNTRY

davepoobond: which country is that?

davepoobond: Brazil?

davepoobond: 😎

BLACKLABL signed off at 11:12:43 PM.

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And then another screen name…

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davepoobond: hey. i’m sandy. remember me?

BLACKLABL: shut the FUCK up

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: dont you wanna have a makeover with me?

BLACKLABL: a makeover, what are you talking about you dirty cunt

davepoobond: we go to school! i’m the most popular girl!

davepoobond: i go to the same school as you! dont you remember?

BLACKLABL: really, what school would this be

davepoobond: what school would what be?

davepoobond: i’m sorry, i’m just stupid

davepoobond: can you tell me what school you’re talking about?

BLACKLABL: Engleton?

davepoobond: yeah thats it

BLACKLABL: too bad i just made that up you stupid whore

davepoobond: you said Engleton?

davepoobond: i thought you meant the other school

davepoobond: i went to Engleton for 2 years then went to the school you’re going to right now

BLACKLABL: shut your FUCKING dirty ass cunt

BLACKLABL signed off at 11:37:37 PM.

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Another screen name…

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davepoobond: are you potty trained?

davepoobond: who let the dogs out?

BLACKLABL: are you a flaming faggot?

BLACKLABL signed off at 11:42:54 PM.

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And another screen name.

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davepoobond: do you eat boogers?

BLACKLABL signed off at 11:44:26 PM.