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#6097: davepoobond -> paun

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This entry is part 1 of 11 in the series Are You Potty Trained?

davepoobond: are you potty trained?

paun: nope

davepoobond: why not

paun: because

paun: its too much a hassle

davepoobond: why do u think so

paun: because

paun: I don’t want to walk to the bathroom

paun: I’d rather just go

davepoobond: when you’re giving a presentation to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?

paun: yes

davepoobond: when do you clean your pants out?

paun: never

paun: it fertilizes my pants

davepoobond: so, you must have brown pants then?

davepoobond: and whenever your pants are overloaded, do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk they just drop out of the bottom?

paun: no

paun: I wear diapers

davepoobond: diapers are overated

davepoobond: what you need,

davepoobond: is a super soaker bottle

paun: no

davepoobond: just jam it in, anyway you want, and go in it

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#6098: davepoobond -> Syfir

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This entry is part 2 of 11 in the series Are You Potty Trained?

davepoobond: are you potty trained?

Syfir: no..I am not

davepoobond: why not

Syfir: haha

Syfir: I already saw the picture

davepoobond: what picture?

davepoobond: picture of what?

Syfir: i already saw it

davepoobond: saw what

Syfir: let me guess….

Syfir: what would i do if i have a presention and i shit in my pants…right?

davepoobond: eh? how’d you know i was gonna ask that question?

Syfir: haha

Syfir: I am smarter then you think I am

davepoobond: ok, then, what am i gonna say now?

Syfir: haha

Syfir: you are just gonna chnage it

davepoobond: seriously, what am i gonna say?

Syfir: oh

Syfir: you are gonna tell me to wear diapers

davepoobond: well, i wasnt gonna say that…

davepoobond: i was gonna say “do you wear diapers”

Syfir: sure you are not

Syfir: yea

Syfir: same different

davepoobond: not to tell you to

Syfir: i don’t like that stuff on me

davepoobond: do u sit in slices of bologna?

Syfir: go mes with competition

davepoobond: syfir……..does that mean seifer?

Syfir: nope

Syfir: Syfir as in my call name

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: whatever

davepoobond: i’m gonna mess with competition then

davepoobond: but, how did you know i was gonna say the first thing?

Syfir: I told you

Syfir: I am smart

davepoobond: riiight

davepoobond: i bet you just asked paun or something

Syfir: paun?

Syfir: is he even there?

davepoobond: he was when i asked you

Syfir: oh

Syfir: dunno

davepoobond: i cant IM competition

davepoobond: you’re stuck with me!

davepoobond: mwah!

Syfir: hahaha

Syfir: IM dizeka

Syfir: then

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: she left

Syfir: he*

Syfir: IM…..

Syfir: um

Syfir: nizi

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This IM happened: https://squackle.com/?p=6099

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davepoobond: well, he isnt talking anymore

Syfir: haha

Syfir: x erik o

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This IM happened: https://squackle.com/?p=6100

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davepoobond: nyargh! he warned me!

Syfir: hah

davepoobond: well, now what?

Syfir: dunno

davepoobond: =(

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#6102: davepoobond -> JstnLova

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This entry is part 6 of 11 in the series Are You Potty Trained?

davepoobond: are you potty trained?

JstnLova: lol yes u?

davepoobond: yessum

JstnLova: good job

JstnLova: a/s/l

davepoobond: how do you know?

JstnLova: how do i know what

davepoobond: how do you know what that thing that i asked you about and you said yes how about u

JstnLova: whoa whoa *confused*

davepoobond: do you eat boogers?

JstnLova: no

davepoobond: :-X

davepoobond: thats bad

JstnLova: lol why is that bad?

davepoobond: :-\

davepoobond: why do you think?

davepoobond: you dont get nutrients that you need so badly

JstnLova: lol um ook

davepoobond: like the occasion shot of alka seltzter

JstnLova: ew that stuff is gross

davepoobond: tastes like club soda

davepoobond: i am space ghost

JstnLova: kewl

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#6106: davepoobond -> kiki

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This entry is part 10 of 11 in the series Are You Potty Trained?

davepoobond: are you potty trained?

kiki: umm well I thought I was..but I think I am getting on potty trained…why do you ask?

davepoobond: no reason

davepoobond: hahahaha

kiki: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?

davepoobond: guy

kiki: hmm do you eat bannanas?

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: lots of them

kiki: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god

davepoobond: coooooooooooool

kiki: yup so go over there and get some peanutbutter—>

kiki: ————————————–>

kiki: —————>

kiki: got it?

davepoobond: uhhhhhhh

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: no

kiki: good now you will come flying into the clouds and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i will

kiki: you are the shit dude

kiki: straight from the cat’s ass

davepoobond: mmhmm

kiki: j/k

davepoobond: you are too

davepoobond: right from the baby’s smelly diaper

kiki: hehe

kiki: well I don’t think that I wanna be that shit…baby’s are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you can’t stand them

davepoobond: yeah and

kiki: exactly

davepoobond: unh hunh

kiki: where do you live and why?

davepoobond: earth, because i was damned

davepoobond: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls

kiki: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass w/ me…but it is snowing but that’s ok we can make snow angles