davepoobond: boo
blowthetoad: AH!
#6175: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!
Phoenix: NOOOO!!!!!
#6174: davepoobond -> PowerDJ
davepoobond: give me money
POWder DJ: fuck you
davepoobond: the hell
davepoobond: you got some attitude
davepoobond: wanna take this outside?
POWder DJ: naw
davepoobond: why not
POWder DJ: who the fuck u think u r, i aint givin u any money
davepoobond: you afraid
davepoobond: i bet you
davepoobond: 5 cents that you’re afraid
POWder DJ: yea, whtevr
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: i bet you 5 cents then
POWder DJ: this is pretty some fucker lik constintino
davepoobond: quit talking Italian with ME bitch
davepoobond: i know what you’re saying
POWder DJ: *probably
POWder DJ: Constintino is a person dumbass
davepoobond: well well, excuse me for not knowing who the hell continbutthole is
POWder DJ: lol, aight whtevr
POWder DJ: who the hell is this
davepoobond: i’m PaRappa da Rappa
POWder DJ: ur a funny mother fucker arent u
davepoobond: yes i am
POWder DJ: ye right, whtevr
davepoobond: i AM right
davepoobond: no offense, but, are you a molestor?
POWder DJ: no
davepoobond: no what?
davepoobond: no offense taken?
davepoobond: or no your not not a molestor
POWder DJ: ur a moron arnt u
davepoobond: moron?
POWder DJ: no, im not a molestor
davepoobond: are you sure?
POWder DJ: who the hell is this
davepoobond: i told you
davepoobond: fine fine
davepoobond: i’ll tell you
davepoobond: Rolly Polly Molly
POWder DJ: u were a guy a minute ago
davepoobond: i had a sex change, so sue me
POWder DJ: latr
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: ollah
davepoobond: uno mas por favor?
POWder DJ: do u even know wht tht means
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: it means “you’re a dumbass”
POWder DJ: it means one more please
davepoobond: no thank you
davepoobond: unos burrows en tus pantalones?
POWder DJ: u know, i can send u a fucking virus if u dont lay off biznatch
davepoobond: why would you though?
davepoobond: its all fun and games
POWder DJ: b/c ur pissing me off
davepoobond: ok ok. i’m sorry
davepoobond: can we be friends?
POWder DJ: no
POWder DJ: not unless u tell me who u r
davepoobond: my name is dave
PowerDJ: with out a fuckin name tht rymes
davepoobond: heh
POWder DJ: aight, thtz it
davepoobond: IT IS!
davepoobond: you dont believe me?
davepoobond: i cant be named dave?
POWder DJ: no i dont
POWder DJ: do u go to LC
davepoobond: what the hell is LC?
POWder DJ: y the fuck r u IM ing me
davepoobond: umm…..i talk to (censored name)
POWder DJ: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POWder DJ: !!!!!!!
POWder DJ: !!!!!!
POWder DJ: !!!!!
davepoobond: heh
POWder DJ: IM GOING TO KILL U
POWder DJ: !!!!!!!
davepoobond: she told me to say that
POWder DJ: !!!!!
POWder DJ: !!!!!!!
POWder DJ: i know this is u alison
POWder DJ: !
davepoobond: whos alison?
POWder DJ: if u tlk to (censored name) u should know
davepoobond: uh, she never told me her name
POWder DJ: do u use AIM?
davepoobond: what do you think?
POWder DJ: u could be using AOL
davepoobond: well, i’m not
POWder DJ: i know ur trying to get baq at me
davepoobond: back at you for what?
davepoobond: i dont even know what you’re talking about
davepoobond: friendly question: do you eat cheesecake?
POWder DJ: im not answerin tht b/c i know u’ll make dumb shit joke
davepoobond: i said “friendly question”
davepoobond: i wasnt gonna make a joke out of it
POWder DJ: its ok
davepoobond: NO! ITS NOT OKAY! its all about YOU YOU YOU YOU
davepoobond: what about ME ME ME ME ME
davepoobond: you make me cry
davepoobond: you hurt my feelings
POWder DJ: fuck off bitch
davepoobond: wahhhh
davepoobond: you sure are a meany
POWder DJ: ur such a pussy
davepoobond: thanks
davepoobond: i’m actually a Siamese kitty
davepoobond: i eat tuna
POWder DJ: i eat your mom
davepoobond: YOU CANNIBAL!
davepoobond: HOW COULD YOU….eat our only mom
davepoobond: your a bad brother!
davepoobond: bad bad bad bad!
POWderDJ signed off at 5:52:12 PM.
#6173: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA
davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV
BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry. I cannot say I have.
davepoobond: i am appalled at you
davepoobond: and what you stand for
davepoobond: ::girly slap::
BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry Miss Branch.
BALTAUR SAMA: I am sorry I offended you.
BALTAUR SAMA: I will never do so again.
BALTAUR SAMA: Goodbye.
davepoobond: ok bye
#6172: davepoobond -> Lumpy
davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: i take it that you’ve heard of me
Lumpy: actually no
davepoobond: i play the guitar, but i am actually sooooooooo good i dont have to look while i’m playing
Lumpy: ah
Lumpy: yes
davepoobond: and i look behind me when i’m playing with my band, which is almost never
Lumpy: get the point
davepoobond: ok
#6171: davepoobond -> BlackOneHunter
davepoobond: LUCYYYYYYYYYY I’M HOMEE!!!
BlackOneHunter: …
davepoobond: ::kisses you all over:: i love you, my wife, so much
davepoobond: babalooooo! ::beats on his bongos::
BlackOneHunter: uh huh………..~*pulls out his .52, blows away annoyance, turns back to dealing with his new torture object*~
davepoobond: ::takes the “new torture object” and uses it as a sex toy::
BlackOneHunter: 0.0
davepoobond: if you’ve got the monay, honay, we’ve got your disease
davepoobond: IN THE JUNGLE
davepoobond: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
davepoobond: SHANANANANANNAKNEES
davepoobond: Insallah!- No Surrender!
“Do not fear for fear is the mind killer. Fear is a small
thing that brings total destruction. If I face my fears my
fear shall pass through me. Do Not Fear For Fear Is The
Mind Killer”- Orange Catholic Bible
davepoobond: thats what it says in your info
BlackOneHunter: ~*twitch*~
davepoobond: change it. there is no orange catholic bible
BlackOneHunter: yes Orange Catholic Bible and Insallah is barbaric Germanic.
davepoobond: y are you twitching? you should see a doctor.
BlackOneHunter: Nein, read Dune.
davepoobond: sure sure, and in Candy Land, they have the Candy Cane Catholic Bible, too
BlackOneHunter: um you idiot, The Orange Catholic bible is the primary religion in Dune
davepoobond: what a laugh. i’m laughing. ha. ha. ha.
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
davepoobond: wow. Dune.
davepoobond: what a bad game.
davepoobond: get a new hobby
BlackOneHunter: Good Book
BlackOneHunter: ~*hardly plays games*~
davepoobond: ::pukes in your pants:: s’cuse me
BlackOneHunter: ~*wonders how he pierces shifting harmonic shielding*~
davepoobond: i have a harmonica too
davepoobond: i’ll play it for you
BlackOneHunter: ..
davepoobond: dooboo booo booo dooooooooo doo doooooooooo
davepoobond: boo doo boo doo doo dooooooooooo
BlackOneHunter: .
davepoobond: .
davepoobond: YEAHHHHHHHHH PUNCTUATION WARS!
BlackOneHunter: ……………………………………………
davepoobond: !!!
BlackOneHunter: oy vey.
davepoobond: oi vay
davepoobond: how do you know which is the real spelling
BlackOneHunter: because I asked a latin student
davepoobond: LATIN!
davepoobond: its not latin!
davepoobond: they say it in English all the time
BlackOneHunter: yes it is
davepoobond: wanna bet
davepoobond: i’ll bet you 3 and a half cents
BlackOneHunter: its Latin
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: its Finish
davepoobond: yes, Finish.
davepoobond: from Finland
davepoobond: yeah, and Israel is in Finland
davepoobond: so its Jewish
BlackOneHunter: Sub humans made it?
davepoobond: i believe the real word is “Cro-Magnums”
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
davepoobond: did you ever have 156 popsicles in one sitting?
davepoobond: i did.
davepoobond: i just finished my 156th right now
BlackOneHunter: .
davepoobond: *
BlackOneHunter: .
davepoobond: booty scoot
davepoobond: row row row your boat
davepoobond: gently down the stream
davepoobond: merrily merrily merrily
davepoobond: life is butt a dream
davepoobond: HAAHAHAHAH I SAID BUTT
davepoobond: :-*
davepoobond: i have wet socks
davepoobond: butt
davepoobond: butt
davepoobond: i’m gonna say butt over and over till you start talking regularly
davepoobond: butt
davepoobond: butt
davepoobond: butt
BlackOneHunter: oy vey.
davepoobond: not oy vey!
davepoobond: OI VAY
davepoobond: AND ITS JEWISH
davepoobond: HEBREWWWWWWW
davepoobond: NOT LATINNNN
davepoobond: latinese bassssssssss
davepoobond: turd
BlackOneHunter: fine, I don’t care.
BlackOneHunter: ..pathetic insults.
davepoobond: oh yeah
davepoobond: tell me something better
BlackOneHunter: hmm……..in English or duetch?
davepoobond: dont speak Nazi.
davepoobond: how about in espanol
davepoobond: puto!
BlackOneHunter: Heil Hitler. 😉
BlackOneHunter: ….
davepoobond: y’like black
davepoobond: y’think black is cooooooooool
BlackOneHunter: Black is 10 colors in one- Song Artist
davepoobond: boring
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
davepoobond: Mr. Clean is my role model
davepoobond: who’s your role model
BlackOneHunter: mmm…….Necromancers
BlackOneHunter: Hitler
BlackOneHunter: Stalin
davepoobond: ::sneeze::
davepoobond: sorry, i’m allergic to jerks
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
BlackOneHunter: Necromancers aren’t bad.
davepoobond: they just think about dying all the time
davepoobond: that’s not bad at all
BlackOneHunter: Necromancers dun
BlackOneHunter: they think about the meaning of death
davepoobond: think about dying, think about the meaning of death. wats it matter. they’re both the same. the only way to know the meaning of death is when you die
BlackOneHunter: True.
davepoobond: False.
davepoobond: wait. is this a test?
BlackOneHunter: No
davepoobond: Yes
davepoobond: wait…..
BlackOneHunter: hmm?
davepoobond: come again?
BlackOneHunter: Whaa?
davepoobond: i like horse radish
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
davepoobond: have you ever time travelled?
BlackOneHunter: mmm in theory its not possible in RL
davepoobond: unh hunh……..
BlackOneHunter: mmmk
davepoobond: do you have a canoe?
BlackOneHunter: No
davepoobond: canoes are cool
BlackOneHunter: I know.
BlackOneHunter: so are Kayaks
davepoobond: were you a Care Bear at one time in your life or in a past life?
BlackOneHunter: Nope, what are they?
davepoobond: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE CARE BEARS ARE
BlackOneHunter: No
davepoobond: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
BlackOneHunter: mm hmm
davepoobond: ITS LIKE THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS, BUT WITH CARTOON BEARS THAT HAVE SPECIAL POWERSSSSSSSSSSS
BlackOneHunter: 0.0
BlackOneHunter: wrrooongggg
davepoobond: prove me wrong. since you dont know what it is
davepoobond: do you live in Mohicanland?
BlackOneHunter signed off at 4:26:22 PM.
#6170: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA
davepoobond: rectum rectum
BALTAUR SAMA: Fascinating.
davepoobond: whats the fascinating part?
davepoobond: that the rectum has a rectum?
BALTAUR SAMA: The rectum part.
davepoobond: really
BALTAUR SAMA: Yes.
davepoobond: really
#6169: davepoobond -> SheMaleHo
davepoobond: MOO!!!!
SheMaleHo: baaaaa
davepoobond: jiiiiiiiiiiiii
SheMaleHo: quaack
davepoobond: muuu
SheMaleHo: nyaaaao
davepoobond: cloc cloc
SheMaleHo: squeeeeak
davepoobond: blahblah
SheMaleHo: grrrr
davepoobond: guau guau
SheMaleHo: ….i can’t think of anything else.
davepoobond: HA
SheMaleHo: you win
davepoobond: whee
SheMaleHo: *bows to your mastery*
#6168: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA
davepoobond: nyeahnyeah!
BALTAUR SAMA: Why do I attract barn yard animals?
davepoobond: im no barn animal. i’m a zoooooooooooooooo animal
BALTAUR SAMA: Fine. Why do I attract zoo animals?
davepoobond: zoo animals are cuddddddddly
davepoobond: until they EAT YOU
BALTAUR SAMA: Yes.
davepoobond: you are correct, suh! ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!!!
#6167: Fast SEX 4 U -> davepoobond
Fast SEX 4 U: CLICK HERE FOR Hot Hardcore Sex!
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: fast sex
davepoobond: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa
#6166: davepoobond -> MyLeftTesticle
davepoobond: ok…………………………………
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah
MyLeftTesticle: I think you’re stupid too
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid sister wants to use the phone…
MyLeftTesticle: Dumb bitch
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: I wish I could slap her and her lesbian girlfriend
davepoobond: then do it
MyLeftTesticle: No, can’t…
MyLeftTesticle: I’ll get in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid mother
MyLeftTesticle: She’d ground me from the internet
davepoobond: slap her around too
MyLeftTesticle: …
davepoobond: get the most out of it
MyLeftTesticle: I wish…
davepoobond: heh
MyLeftTesticle: In a perfect world I could do whatever I wanted without getting in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: I have to get off in three minutes anyways…
davepoobond: “the first thing i’d do is slap the bitches!”
MyLeftTesticle: It’s funny watching them dumb bitches suffer
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, slap the bitches
MyLeftTesticle: fucking whores…
MyLeftTesticle: Kicking me off now…
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: thats not 3 minutes though
MyLeftTesticle: I know
MyLeftTesticle: I have like a minute and a half left
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid hos
MyLeftTesticle: hoes*
MyLeftTesticle: too damn cheap to make their pimp any moeny
MyLeftTesticle: money*
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
davepoobond: hah
MyLeftTesticle: ::farts….leaves a present for whoever is on the puter later…::
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: stinky!
MyLeftTesticle: 15 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 10 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 5 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 0 seconds…
MyLeftTesticle: ::still on::
MyLeftTesticle: Mwuahahah
davepoobond: yer pushin’ the limit, pally
MyLeftTesticle: ::hopes he’s pissing them dumb bitches off::
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, I am
MyLeftTesticle: ::loves pushing the limit;:
MyLeftTesticle: They’re talking trash now…
MyLeftTesticle: They think they’re soooo cool
MyLeftTesticle: Just cause I aint saying nothing to them…
MyLeftTesticle: Hahah
MyLeftTesticle: later
davepoobond: bye
#6165: SexySavannah21 -> davepoobond
SexySavannah21: CLICK HERE BABY! WE WANNA MAKE YOU CUM LIKE NEVER BEFORE! HURRY UP SEXY, WE’RE WAITING FOR YA :)~~~
davepoobond: stop it
davepoobond: how many times do you have to send me the same link?
davepoobond: nyarrghhh!
#6164: Lil Angel Gurl -> davepoobond
Lil Angel Gurl: Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I’m vaccinated. Send this to at least 30 people and you will be kissed by your crush within 24 hours. If you don’t send this to at least 10 people you will have bad luck with kisses forever. Copy and paste this to send, but don’t send it back to the person who sent it to you
davepoobond: nuuuuuuuu
davepoobond: never!
#6163: Lil Angel Gurl -> davepoobond
Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH
Lil Angel Gurl: hIhI vOtE fOr mEeH oKiz?
Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH
davepoobond: for what
Lil Angel Gurl: jUsS cLiCk iT n yOoH wiLL fInD oUt
davepoobond: ahh! virus!!
davepoobond: wait. never mind
davepoobond: who’s you?
Lil Angel Gurl: iM dA LaSt OnE
davepoobond: elizabeth
davepoobond: well, you’re fallin’ behind Judy….oh noooo
Lil Angel Gurl: cuz her bf voted for her lotz of tymez
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: what a cheap ass
davepoobond: tell him i said that, btw
Lil Angel Gurl: oK
#6162: Thoroughbred -> Phoenix
The end part of this IM (#6162) has stuff to do with #6161. Some of #6162 happened before #6161.
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Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: nahhh change of font 😛
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: um…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: it’s the same…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: hhhhha
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: hhhhh
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ahhahah
Thoroughbred: hahahahaha
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: uh uh
Thoroughbred: nuh uh
Thoroughbred: no really
Thoroughbred: wow
Phoenix: You bore me…
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: really
Thoroughbred: o my god
Thoroughbred: for real
Phoenix: Now you shall be tortured by my minion of evil!
(meaning: davepoobond)
Thoroughbred: no
Thoroughbred: not the evil side
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhh
Thoroughbred: i eat calzones
Thoroughbred: they are so tasty
Thoroughbred: do u know im an owl
Thoroughbred: i bet u dont
Thoroughbred: have i scared u yet
Thoroughbred: r u speeechless
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: are you alive
Thoroughbred: do u want me to speak french
Thoroughbred: hello hello
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: You are now about to die…
Thoroughbred: y?
Thoroughbred: what did i do
Thoroughbred: …………..
Phoenix: dunno…
Phoenix: happens to everyone.
Thoroughbred: ddi u just feel like saying that
Phoenix: no..
Thoroughbred: r u an
Thoroughbred: iow;
Thoroughbred: owl
Phoenix: no, are you a pothead
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ?*
Phoenix: hows marlena?
Thoroughbred: u no marlena?
Thoroughbred: she just imed me!
Phoenix: Yeah, I know her…
Thoroughbred: did she im u
Thoroughbred: ?
Phoenix: yes
Thoroughbred: oh did u give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: ?????.
Thoroughbred: just wondering?
Phoenix: Why?
Thoroughbred: just wondering i dont care if u did
Thoroughbred: did u?????
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you?
Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: did u???????
Phoenix: why?
Thoroughbred: i told u just wondering
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you
Thoroughbred: veuillez me repondre
Thoroughbred: it was just scary
Thoroughbred: did u????
Phoenix: If you don’t care why keep asking?
Thoroughbred: i do care, im wondering
Thoroughbred: ne me tortuez pas!!!
Phoenix: Why did you lie and say you didn’t?
Thoroughbred: i didnt, ahhhh confusing me
Thoroughbred: i dont care if u did give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: i just am wondering if u did?
Phoenix: I know you are.
Thoroughbred: then why dont u tell me
Phoenix: your funny
Thoroughbred: lol
Thoroughbred: ok i give up lol
Phoenix: good
Thoroughbred: i know u r the 1 whoo gave it to her
Thoroughbred: and i know ur the 1 who gave her the cheese joke
Phoenix: uh huh
Thoroughbred: vous me genez!!!
Thoroughbred: i dont care though
Thoroughbred: r u the evil one
Thoroughbred: bye
Phoenix: mm hmm…
Thoroughbred: vous etes tres ennuyant!!!!!bye
Phoenix: I AM BILLY ZANE