Go Smoke a House
Quote #22368
As part of an experiment, KyleBurn, who is davepoobond’s and Quesogrande’s roommate was supposed to dehydrate himself. KyleBurn was complaining all day about it and Quesogrande came home from work after a good hour or so of KyleBurn’s complaining. Quesogrande didn’t know anything about the experiment or about the complaining KyleBurn had been doing.
Later, on the couch, Quesogrande, davepoobond, and KyleBurn are all in the living room.
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KyleBurn: “OH GOD, I’M SO THIRSTY! AND I CAN’T HAVE ANY WATER!”
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Quesogrande looked at KyleBurn for a couple seconds.
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Quesogrande: “Why can’t you have water? There’s water in the sink!”
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KyleBurn gets pissed, and davepoobond laughs for five minutes straight.
– at davepoobond’s house.
Quote #22367
davepoobond was grocery shopping with his roommate, Quesogrande.
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Quesogrande: “I eat a lot of bananas.”
davepoobond: “Yeah you do.”
Quesogrande: “Fuck you!”
– At Fresh and Easy
WoW Chat #22366: Gotswagger -> davepoobond
I am on a level 78 Death Knight, and a level 85 hunter whispers me…
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Gotswagger: 2v2?
davepoobond: whosajiggawhat?
Gotswagger: well?
davepoobond: yeah ok
Gotswagger: tight!
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Gotswagger invites me to a group. A minute goes by, then he removes me from the group. 20 seconds later he invites me again, obviously trying to add me to his arena team to no success.
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Gotswagger: not high enough
davepoobond: im really high
Gotswagger: lol
WoW Chat #22365: Glowann -> davepoobond
A level 60 hunter sees me on my Death Knight flying the Death Knight-only flying mount (meaning hunters cannot get that mount)…
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Glowann: how do you get one of those?
Glowann: (flying mounts)
davepoobond: i bought it
Glowann: were
davepoobond: acherus
Glowann: and thats?
davepoobond: what
Glowann: were is acherus?
davepoobond: epl
Glowann: ty
Glowann: what level do you need to befor it?
Glowann: (flying mount)
Glowann: were in acherus?
davepoobond: vendor
Glowann: in the in the sky
davepoobond: ya
Glowann: dead commander thalanor?
davepoobond: idk
Glowann: whats the mount called?
davepoobond: [Winged Steed of the Ebon Blade]
Glowann: i can’t fined it
Glowann: 🙁
Glowann: ;(
Glowann: do you know were i can buy a dragon mount
Glowann: ?
davepoobond: no
Glowann: :/
Glowann: ty
WoW Chat #22364: Edwarto -> davepoobond
In trade chat I say:
davepoobond: WTS [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror] pst offer
davepoobond: WTS [Flintrock Shoulders] – xmog gear 100g
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And in whispers I get….
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Edwarto: il buy it
Edwarto: il buy it
davepoobond: which one
Edwarto: the thing your selling
davepoobond: [Flintrock Shoulders]?
Edwarto: the thing u had on trade chat
davepoobond: [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror]?
Edwarto: u know the one u had on trade chat u were advertising
davepoobond: yeah i put two items
davepoobond: those two
Edwarto: ya il take the one
davepoobond: you sure? the one that you want might not be the one that you want
davepoobond: it might be even two things in one
Edwarto: how much for it
davepoobond: depending on what the one thing is
davepoobond: well, depends on what one thing you want
davepoobond: do you want the thing that is one thing or the one thing that is two things
davepoobond: do you want the shoulders or the mace
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