Q: Do doctors make housecalls?
A: Yes, but your house has to be really sick.
Joke #7871
Q: Why did the matador trade in his swords for a gun?
A: He wanted to shoot the bull.
Joke #7870
Q: Why did the apple turnover?
A: Because he got jealous of the jelly roll.
Joke #7869
Q: What did one window say to the other window?
A: “I’m in pane.”
Joke #7868
Q: What is yellow and wears a mask?
A: The Lone Lemon.
Joke #7867
Q: What do astronauts eat for lunch?
A: Launch meat.
Joke #7866
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
Joke #7865
Q: How do you know when the Moon is going broke?
A: When it is down a quarter.
Joke #7864
Q: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?
A: Minnesnowda.
Joke #7863
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed.
Joke #7862
Q: What do you call a mean-tempered horse?
A: A nightmare.
–
Another version of this joke:
Q: What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride?
A: Night-mares!
Joke #7861
Q: Why didn’t the bear cross the road?
A: Because he was beary scared.
Joke #7860
Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Microwaves.
Joke #7859
Q: What do bulls write with?
A: With a bullpen.
Joke #7858
Q: What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
–
Another variation of this joke:
Q: What’s at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.