Write your name in ninja by converting the letters in your name using the following key:
| A = ka | B = zu | C = mi | D = te | E = ku | F = lu | G = ji | H = r | I = ki |
| J = zu | K = me | L = ta | M = rin | N = to | O = mo | P = no | Q = ke | R = shi |
| S = ari | T = chi | U = do | V = ru | W = me | X = na | Y = fu | Z = zi |
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Names in Ninja:
Tekaruku Nomomo Zumotote (Dave Poo Bond)
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“My favorite outside activity is walking back inside.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I’m gonna make her clean with that Fabulosa she made me buy. Get down on that toilet, bitch!”
– a girl at school
To whoeth I look upon
Fear not, for I have sacrificed myself
For nobler deeds that time will soon forget
O video, my name is VHS.
Strewn across the passage of time…
Gone.
Gone.
Gone…
(In the trash can.)
“I like manly guys. Guys that shoot guys, eat meat, play football but I don’t want just some dumb lug. You need to have a brain too.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I’m not a very affectionate person”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“oh yeah im a nerd:) listening to music while studying”
– a caption of a picture from a girl’s dating profile.
About Me:
“heyy yu can call me kayy.! im an outqoinq person who loves makkin friends && meetinq new people..im in no hurry to b in a relationship..i think real love comes unexxpectley.! love is blind.! soo yu wna qet to knw mee ima messaqe away.! please noo creeps..im onlyy 21 soo if yur 30..qet the hell off my profilee 😀 haha ttyl hopefulyy.!
all i qotta sayy is by far myy fave quotee..”a man who treats his qirl like a princess juss means he was raised by a queen” #nuff saidd :D”
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First Date:
“suprisee mee.! juss dnt expect myy 1st datee to b in yur car or in you pants.! haha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“NO black guys, PLEASE.
Im not racist,im a realist. Its not stereotypig, just pure statistics.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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Welcome to the “try-weekly” episode of the Squacklecast. This week we talk about this super sappy and emotional dog food commercial that will make anyone have a tear come to their eye because they’ve been puking their guts out at how much it makes you sick:
Another thing, is that they’re preparing Mac and Cheese for this asshole hours before he even gets home.
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Imagine getting out of your car one day, closing the door, and seeing a huge dog all of a sudden appear in front of you.
OH SHIT!
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Wouldn’t you like to live forever? It would give you enough time to finish off all of the Star Trek series before passing onto the next world, after all.
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If there’s one, two, or three movies you need to see before you die, it would be the 3 Ninjas series, with High Noon at Mega Mountain being the best.
It features a dangerous course full of fire built by a decrepit old man for his grandsons. I think that constitutes as child endangerment. Good thing he dies. Whoops, spoiler.
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Surf Ninjas was pretty awesome too. Here’s the others we were talking about:
Next Squacklecast, we’ll talk about more movies on our Netflix queues…
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What I learned from World of Warcraft is: “You don’t have something until you have it.” It’s a life lesson. Or something.
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Ras Al Ghul from Batman Begins became an eco-terrorist with his eternity of time to live.
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Total Recall (the real one) foretells a time of three-titted babes on Mars. I can’t wait to live there during my fifth lifetime.
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Curiosity is just using Instagram filters to take its pictures of Mars. Behold.
Before Instagram (aka before being cool):
After Instagram (aka now its cool):
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Facebook City? Also known as Las Vegas…
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Jonathan Frakes kind of overacts during his “Riker-focused” episodes in Star Trek. Here’s a select few where he’s always trying to bang a chick, a job once reserved for a Captain, now given to the Second-in-Command.:
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See you guys next month!!! GET ITTTT???!?!?!?
defrosta – n. a food delicacy in which you freeze cooked pasta and then defrost it in the microwave.
“ALSO IF YOU ARE SHIRTLESS POSING LIKE YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT, DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME…AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A URINAL OR SHOWER IN A TOWEL…ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME????”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“hi im becca…IM ****ING AWESOME!!!! I have been in a relationship now for a little over a year and I wouldn’t change it for the world… This man showed me what it is like to live again. He showed me how to love and trust again any I didn’t think that it was possible… I have the best man and boyfriend that I could ever imagine or ask for… I love him with all my heart! If you want to be friends that’s cool with me but anything more then that I’d have to tell you to not even try!!! You wont get anywhere and you can really just get lost!!! I love my baby and no one is Gunna take me from him or take that away from me…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Okay, look. I just left someone who was trying to pressure me into having sex, the unconventional way. (Oh, we’ll get married, this and that, but I HAVE to have sex, can’t wait, etc etc) and I am NOT HAVING IT. If you’re trying to get in my pants, and I’m not saying you are, but if it so happens you are, you’re not getting any. I’m sorry. I’m holding out for a long time, so date one of these other women. I don’t judge them, and I don’t believe I’m better than them. In fact, I used to be in the same boat as many of them. As I’ve gotten older, things have changed. Maybe it’ll just be me for the rest of my life, but it certainly won’t be me and random strangers, or soon-to-be strangers after a few dates of no nooky.”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile