Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10563: davepoobond -> MuRdaBaBy / LiLAngiiL -> davepoobond

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davepoobond: ….murrrrdeerrrr……….

MuRdaBaBy: who dis?

davepoobond: i’m a pre-caug

davepoobond: haven’t you seen Minority Report

MuRdaBaBy: say what?

MuRdaBaBy: yea n so0 …

MuRdaBaBy: yo0 provin wut?

davepoobond: i can see the FUUUUtuuRREE

MuRdaBaBy: suUre ya can

davepoobond: i can i’ll prove it

MuRdaBaBy: i think mayb yo0 freaked …

MuRdaBaBy: go c a psychoatrist … Lo0sa

davepoobond: who? your mom?

davepoobond: ahaha

MuRdaBaBy: nyce … leave meh alone … freak ass NiGGa

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She warns me to 30%.

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MuRdaBaBy: >:ogo talk pyscho 2 sumwun else …

davepoobond: who? your mom?

Previous message was not received by MuRdaBaBy because of error: User MuRdaBaBy is not available.

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I warn her to 30%.  Afterwards, I get an IM from LilAngiiL.  I’m guessing it is MuRdaBaBy’s boyfriend.

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LiLAngiiL: hey freak … will yah leave mah gurl ALONE … pyscho ass HOLE

davepoobond: who’s your girl

Previous message was not received by LiLAngiiL because of error: User LiLAngiiL is not available.

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I warn him to 20%.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10562: davepoobond -> Anguished Angel

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davepoobond: rico….suave…

Anguished Angel: wha?

davepoobond: i have an apology to make.

davepoobond: to money

Anguished Angel: do i know you?

davepoobond: you saw me on that hit show Days of Our Lives

Anguished Angel: i doubt that

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: aw comon

davepoobond: you had to

Anguished Angel: seriously, do i know you?

davepoobond: i’m a soap opera actor

Anguished Angel: is that so? then tell me, what character do you play?

davepoobond: that australian guy

davepoobond: the one that disarmed the plastic explosive

Anguished Angel: does that australian guy have a name?

davepoobond: that said “plastic explosive” on it

Anguished Angel: i dont watch the show

davepoobond: not yet he doesnt

Anguished Angel: i dont believe you

davepoobond: i dont believe YOU

Anguished Angel: you have nothing to believe about me

davepoobond: sure i do

davepoobond: umm

Anguished Angel: like what?

davepoobond: ur not an angel

davepoobond: ha

davepoobond: how about THAT

Anguished Angel: yeah, that’s true

Anguished Angel: let me guess. you’re name is dave?

davepoobond: HOW’D YOU KNOW

Anguished Angel: i dont know…

davepoobond: OH MY GOD

Anguished Angel: pretty good, eh?

davepoobond: sorry i’m in shock

Anguished Angel: i can imagine you are

Anguished Angel: sometimes i shock myself

Anguished Angel: i have another shocker

Anguished Angel: hmmm… you are a male?

davepoobond: what is it

davepoobond: AGH

davepoobond: you’re my kinda man

Anguished Angel: i’m not a man..

davepoobond: AGH

Anguished Angel: yep

Anguished Angel: sorry to disappoint you

davepoobond: its ok

davepoobond: i didnt get disappointed though

davepoobond: see, it was actually supposed to be an insult

davepoobond: an affrontal, if you will

davepoobond: because i thought you were a man

davepoobond: when you really weren’t

Anguished Angel: funny

Anguished Angel: how old are you?

davepoobond: 17, you

Anguished Angel: 15

Anguished Angel: wow..

davepoobond: wow what

Anguished Angel: i dont know.

Anguished Angel: i’m gonna go. i’ll think about adding you to my buddy list…hmmm.

Anguished Angel: goodbye

davepoobond: k bye

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10560: alexnorbts -> davepoobond

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alexnorbts: whats up man

alexnorbts: how u doin

davepoobond: not much, you

alexnorbts: not doin anything

alexnorbts: do u have bartows cell #

alexnorbts: can u get it

davepoobond: no, sorry

alexnorbts: damn

alexnorbts: aight

alexnorbts: do u have anyones #

alexnorbts: katies

davepoobond: no

alexnorbts: i just need to find my cell fone

alexnorbts: cool i got it

davepoobond: ok good

alexnorbts: how u doin buddy

davepoobond: alright

davepoobond: and you

alexnorbts: good

alexnorbts: what u doin tomorow

davepoobond: sleeping

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: tight

alexnorbts: besides that sleepy ass

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10559: SR71 Steve -> davepoobond

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SR71 Steve: hello

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: are you the real slim shady

SR71 Steve: ?

davepoobond: sure

SR71 Steve: then say something slim shadyish

davepoobond: yo i’m slim shady no i’m not the real slim shady

SR71 Steve: the REAL slim shday wouldn’t say that

SR71 Steve: damn it

davepoobond: sorry

SR71 Steve: my search continues

davepoobond: ok good

SR71 Steve: remember, it is imparitive that the cherro fruit loop allaince NOT losse the milk front to the chex invaders

davepoobond: i’ll keep that in mind

davepoobond: the roof. the roof is on fire.

SR71 Steve: no

SR71 Steve: noo

SR71 Steve: it’s that damn lephachans work again

davepoobond: but today is valentine’s day

davepoobond: why would they do that

SR71 Steve: we’ll get his lucky charms irrelgales

davepoobond: they’re in their leprachan beds jacking off now

SR71 Steve: good, a chanse to infiltrate

SR71 Steve: try and get the 4 leaf clovers

SR71 Steve: the rainbows

SR71 Steve: and if possible the pots of gold

SR71 Steve: leave all non marshmellows

SR71 Steve: they’re not our concern

davepoobond: of course.

SR71 Steve: What is the current position of the Trix rabbit?

davepoobond: half way between gay and child molestor

SR71 Steve: ah of corse

SR71 Steve: and delsuion

SR71 Steve: he thinks he can just get Trix

SR71 Steve: but he doesn’t really WANT them

SR71 Steve: he need to make the kids feel his WANT

SR71 Steve: and not in the way he usualy does itd

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#10555: davepoobond -> KaosAngel

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davepoobond: and the pirate will lead us to heaven!

KaosAngel: what!?

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: if there’s a bustle in your headstrong, don’t you be alone now

davepoobond: yes there are 2 paths you can go on, but in the long run

davepoobond: there’s still time to change the road youre on

davepoobond: and it makes me wonder

davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: do you know that song

KaosAngel: brb

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#10554: davepoobond -> TBomb

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davepoobond: get a load of this. this was on the Copyright Office’s FAQ page:

davepoobond:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a form VA application and the $30 filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.

TBomb: hm.

davepoobond: funny huh

TBomb: it does not protect the subject of the photo

TBomb: psh.. sighting of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: took a while man

TBomb: well u could make up the photo and say taht u saw him

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: it doesnt really matter

TBomb: u should do dat

TBomb: put it in ur site

davepoobond: you’re copyrighting the photo though

davepoobond: not what it is of

TBomb: ya

davepoobond: if i took a picture of my comp it would be no more special than a picture of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

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#10553: davepoobond -> Phoenix

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davepoobond: Welcome to the club, You Belong

davepoobond: where you can be who you want to be and do what you want to do

davepoobond: club K Swiss

Phoenix: club K Swiss?!?

davepoobond: of course!

davepoobond: a place where you can hang together, and stand apart

davepoobond: and do what you want to do, no limits

davepoobond: you belong.

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: it was on a book cover

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: all that i said

davepoobond: and the “of course!”

davepoobond: except that

Phoenix: weird…

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: damn polish company

davepoobond: ….or is it swiss

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#10552: davepoobond -> TBomb

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davepoobond: lights and i cant be safe

davepoobond: tides that i try to swim againt

davepoobond: against

davepoobond: blahdy blahdy

davepoobond: boy i’m bored

TBomb: wats dat song

davepoobond: cold play – clocks

TBomb: really?

TBomb: hm..

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: i never really listened closely to the lyrics

davepoobond: well you SHOULD

TBomb: AHHA

TBomb: that song gets boring after a while tho

davepoobond: you never know when you might have to sing that song

TBomb: HAHAHAHAH

davepoobond: wtf are you talkin about! the piano makesit all the more exciting

davepoobond: dooba dooba doobaaa dooba dooba dunna dunna dunna

davepoobond: DUNNANUNUNUNA NUNUNANANA

TBomb: it repeats over and over

davepoobond: so

TBomb: so it gets boring

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond: ass

TBomb: HAHAHA

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10549: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: it says you’ve been online for 12 days

davepoobond: ….wtf

stimpyismyname: weeeeeiiird

davepoobond: no it doesnt

davepoobond: it says 2 minutes

stimpyismyname: does for me

stimpyismyname: 12 days 3 hours 14 minutes

davepoobond: are you sure its not on another name

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: who cares

stimpyismyname: its just weird

davepoobond: whateve