Q: What did Delaware?
A: She wore a brand New Jersey.
Joke #10719
Q: What do you call a bird with glasses?
A: A bird watcher.
Joke #10718
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Joke #10717
Q: What do you get when you mix paint together?
A: A mess.
Joke #10716
Q: How did the farmer move his cow?
A: In a mooving van.
Joke #10715
Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
A: You rocket.
Joke #10714
Q: What is a buckaneer?
A: Expensive corn.
Joke #10713
Q: What bus crossed the ocean?
A: Columbus.
Joke #10712
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts.
Joke #10711
Q: What bee does well in school?
A: A spelling bee.
Joke #10710
Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The drum.
Joke #10709
Q: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
A: An automobile.
Joke #10708
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: “Elvis Parsley!!”
Joke #10707
Q: How come the Buffalo Bills went to the bank?
A: To get their quarter back.
Joke #10706
Q: What gives a ghost the right to scare you?
A: A haunting license.