Yesterday, I reached 10,000 posts on this blog. Lots of jokes were added from my sources.
I’ve got a ton of content to still put up. Probably wouldn’t have been possible to do it all without switching to a blog. Oh well. I’m just talking to myself at this point.
Q: What’s the difference between an old pair of shoes and a school lunch?
A: In an emergency, you can always eat the shoes.
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite dessert?
A: Road pies.
Q: Why do vultures like the road kill on country roads?
A: They prefer home cooking.
A: A snotty nose, Doctor Giggles, and a bat with holes in it.
Q: What’s a sniffle, a piffle, and a whiffle?
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
Q: What did the survivors eat for dessert in Alive!?
A: Soccer torte.
Q: Why did nobody in Alive! want to oversleep?
A: They didn’t want to be breakfast in bed.
Q: How did the kid get the fly out of his milk?
A: He just skimmed the top.
Q: What’s the difference between a moving doughnut and a falling man with a gunshot wound?
A: One’s a rolling hole and the other’s a holey roler.
Q: What’s the difference between somebody living in the Arctic and a catfish?
A: In the Arctic they eat fat to stay warm, and a catfish eats worms to stay fat.
Q: What do you call it when Uncle Morty’s corpse sits up straight?
A: Rigorous Morty.
Q: What do you call a scalped corpse that gets run over by a wagon?
A: A rumpled still skinned.
Q: What do you call it when somebody gets hit in the eye with chocolate pudding?
A: Goo-lash.
Q: What do you call an orange that plays basketball?
A: Shaquille O’Peel