Q: What book concerns a body snatcher chasing a girl through a grain field?
A: Catch Her in the Rye.
Joke #11249
Q: What kind of dental floss do tennis players use?
A: Cat gut.
Joke #11248
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite movie?
A: With Six You Get Eggroll.
Joke #11247
Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth happier now?
A: They’re capitalizing on that "Beverly Hillbillies" look.
Sewing Your Wound
Johnny was working at his mother’s sewing machine, putting together an outfit for the school party. He was working diligently, carefully sewing together the sleeves and the cuffs. When he saw his favorite video come on TV, he decided to take a shortcut to save time, but ended up sewing over his finger, a wound that required nine stitches.
Moral of the story? A stitch in time saves nine.
Joke #11245
Q: Why did the cannibal invite over a variety of musicians for lunch?
A: He wanted to cover the four major food groups.
Joke #11244
Q: Why was the Wicked Witch of the West eventually destroyed?
A: She just had a monkey on her back.
Joke #11243
Q: Why did the cannibal start dining on heavy metal bands?
A: He needed more iron in his diet.
Joke #11242
Q: What does a cannibal mother always teach her son?
A: "Don’t eat fingers with your fingers!"
meadow muffin
meadow muffin – n. a pile of poo in the middle of a field or meadow
Joke #11240
Q: What’s hot and soft and has five toes?
A: A meadow muffin with a footprint in it.
Joke #11239
Q: What’s warm, fresh, and full of grain?
A: A cow-pie in a wheat field.
Joke #11238
Q: Why was the milkman fired after he delivered sour milk?
A: He couldn’t cut the cheese.
Joke #11237
Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?
A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids